Enduring football myths & clichés

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Biggest myth for me is the 'special nights under the floodlights at Klanfield'.

F*ck RIGHT off!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Time hazes the memory but for some reason I remember reading in the M.E.N that he would "crawl on his hands and knees up the M1" to sign for City.
The lying bastard. XD

He did say that, just ran out of steam when he got to Hilton Park services

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

John Lukic was an unborn baby to a stewardess on the Munich air disaster plane.

Yes! Especially when he was born in December 1960!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A false number 9, I mean WTF ?

Phil Jones was playing as a false No 5 the other night

 

[Cellarite]

Phil Jones was playing as a false No 5 the other night

Tactical genius from Ole at the Wheel to play the false centre back system.

 

[RayCTID]

Football culture. Anfield bootroom. The importance of height.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Decisions even themselves out.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It's every schoolboys dream to play for the rags

 

[RayCTID]

Giant killing Bingo

 

[big gaz]

"I support the rags because of Ryan Giggs" - Every Welshman born between 1985 and 2000.

"I support the dippers because of Ian Rush." - Every Welshman born between 1970 and 1985.

Behave boys ;-)