Enduring football myths & clichés

[jimharri]

Yes twenty eight years.
Or, they haven’t won the league in this century.
Or, they haven’t won the league in this mellennium.
Or, a fecking long time

The last time they won the league, my clothes were in fashion.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Big target man !!#

 

[jimharri]

Phil Jones is the new....

...Titus Bramble?

 

[MillisleBlue]

"these things balance themselves out over the course of a season"...

No they fucking don't...!

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

"United are always strongest in the second half of the season ....and in the run in or in squeaky bum time. But I recall this particular myth is just a myth. A study of the rags results showed that in average they actually performed worse in the run in.....

United have the mentality to win because this group of players have won a gazillion trophies combined... ha that did not work out in 2012......

 

[Hoghead]

'never in my lifetime'.. ...er excuse me, ha ha ha.

 

[mat]

...Titus Bramble?

Funnily enough that's what Gary Richardson called him on the BT champions League coverage this week.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Jose saw Pep off when both in La Liga.

 

[bluealf]

Any run of the mill save by De Gea is described as 'world class'...

This is a myths thread, that seems to be the truth.

 

[flyer]

Liverpool have won the Champions League five times