Enduring football myths & clichés

[Sky Blue]

Pep could work wonders with Rashford...

 

[mat]

When the oil runs out....

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Smalling and jones..the future england centre half pairing for years.
Martin Buchan..the great ex captain of utd(who won next to nothing,played like a carthorse,and butchered Colin Bell)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Anthony Taylor is an Altrincham fan from Wythenshawe

 

[Stoned Rose]

That the dips have won the CL five times.

They’ve won it once in the 26 years it’s been running.

At least it’s slightly better than the number of times they’ve won the premier league, which is none.

 

[The Black Shed]

City are everyone's favourite 2nd team.

 

[southamptonblue]

Every ground in the country described as " it's a hard place to go" .......you'd think there would only be a couple of away wins each season!

 

[sir baconface]

City will never start a derby as favourites. Not in my lifetime.

 

[mat]

Germans are efficient.

 

[Pell]

Germans are efficient.

Italians are defensive
Brazilians are naive, showboaters, who can't cope in cold weather
English are attack minded