The problem is that too few of "Team England" have read / seen Waiting for Godot or Groundhog Day.
I predict the following:
1. England stagger through group by skin of their teeth and qualify for France 2016
2. Everyone agrees that qualification is the most important thing (which it is).
3. Pundits and journalists begin to talk earnestly about a "new generation" of players
4. World Champions France and Daft Punk release "Le Football est rentre chez nous" - produced by Nile Rodgers - eclipsing the pitiful England offering
5. Raggedy flags of St George appear on white vans, pubs and houses
6. Panini stickers on sale in Costcutters
7. Lazy articles in the press abound about snails, frogs' legs and the can-can. Also the brilliant French team of the 80s - Tigana, Six, Rocheteau, Platini, etc. (Seriously, it was quality)
8. Large numbers of people who otherwise take no interest in football talk knowledgeably (or ignorantly - take your pick) about Shaw, Barkley, Sterling, Lallana (in fact the entire Southampton team) as the new "golden" generation
9. Equally large numbers of people attach huge significance to the fact that England are unfancied. (Why...?)...
10. BBC3 shows updated version of the "worst ever England XI". Carlton Palmer makes the cut. This time Glen Johnson sneaks in.
11. Home friendly arranged against Hungary
12. Away friendly arranged against the mighty Luxembourg. Remember - there are no gimmes these days in international football
13. England perform in pedestrian style in the above. Manager declares himself pleased with the positives
14. Talisman player picks up injury - Beckham, Rooney, Barry, Oxlade-C. This time it's Raheem Sterling's haircut
15. Radio 5 interrogates eminent Oxford professor of surgery to comment on recovery period for (delete as appropriate) metatarsal/knee ligament/hair weave/psychological trauma
16. Scare stories in the tabloids about hooligan fears. Mass handing in of passports across the country
17. Media becomes increasingly hysterical - anything less than the semi-final will be a disaster
18. Geoff Hurst says he "has a feeling" this is England's year. It is, after all, our turn
19. So does Steven Gerrard - by this time he is player-manager of Tranmere Rovers
20. Players and management say this is the "best prepared" team they have been involved with. Spirit in the camp has never been better
21. Opening game ends in disappointment, with at least one one defensive howler and scuffing of good chances
22. Pundits take the positives from the game. We can still qualify
23. Small cabal of senior players stage revolt, and pitch up at manager's hotel room at midnight on the day before crunch game. "Play us in our favourite positions - or else". Meanwhile the same senior players deny the revolt in the tabloids.
24. England stumble through group stage. (Or possibly not)
25. England humiliated by first half decent team they meet in knockout stage - quite possibly a team on a fraction of their wages
26. Blame apportioned to (delete as appropriate) - being too tired at the end of a PL season/ball too light/ball too heavy/heat/humidity/altitude/internal travel/inferior accommodation/presence of WAGs/absence of WAGs/ boredom/opposition's "technical" superiority/refereeing incompetence/German goal-line technology/too many foreigners in PL/players' use of social networking/anti-capitalism riots/etc. Or just the fact that the opposition are simply too foreign
27. Blame never apportioned to lack of skill, ability to pass and move into space or tendency to lose concentration
28. Low level reprisals taken across the country with minor vandalism of (delete as appropriate) Pret a Manger/BMWs/pizza restaurants/Albanian Consulate
29. "Team England" attempt to fly into Stansted unnoticed at 3.00 am.
30. Team England ambushed by press in Stansted arrivals lounge at 3.10 am.
31. Team England lynched and disembowelled on the front and back pages
32. Much hand-wringing, followed by root and branch review of tactics/coaching/youth development/grass roots game
33. Manager replaced and incumbent - let's assume it's Roy (and his successors in 2018/2020/2022) - takes job in Sunderland/Saudi Arabia/Switzerland
34. When the dust settles, the new manager and the FA declare that this was a tournament too early for the new golden generation - we are told to wait for 2018/2020/2022
35. Players' ghosted autobiographies released at Christmas and relate detailed accounts of the revolt described above
36. Repeat every two years.
It's the gift that keeps giving..!