Erling Haaland

[Thaksinssoldier]

shite I know someone very friendly with him and can’t for the life of me remember who it is lol

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

When I first read that, I thought it said bukake
Visions of Haaland on his knees with men circled around him jizzing on his face

You’re lucky I‘m not an amateur psychiatrist with a Facebook degree in it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

shite I know someone very friendly with him and can’t for the life of me remember who it is lol

Gary Kelly?

 

[jonah62]

You’re lucky I‘m not an amateur psychiatrist with a Facebook degree in it.

Worst part is I’ve just woke up here in Tas and that’s my first thoughts !!!!!!

 

[Frede Fup]

Merson here:

I can't believe City paying 63 mill for this lad. He's not a threat in or outside the box.. City should be all over Toney, he suits their style much better than an unknown norwegian..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Merson here:

I can't believe City paying 63 mill for this lad. He's not a threat in or outside the box.. City should be all over Toney, he suits their style much better than an unknown norwegian..

Yeah, fuck Brentford.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Worst part is I’ve just woke up here in Tas and that’s my first thoughts !!!!!!

I’m sure that means something in psychiatrist speak, but I no speaka di psychologese.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Gary Kelly?

Isn’t that Harte’s uncle? Pretty sure I seem to recall it is.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Isn’t that Harte’s uncle? Pretty sure I seem to recall it is.

It’s mad that isn’t it?

Imagine Walker being Zinchenko’s uncle.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

I heard that the Haaland thing was a bit of a circus but he's actually buying his own big top.