Erling Haaland

[moh]

Nah, a bukkehorn video is more likely.

Nothing quite like the Norwegian goat horn.

I googled that in public

thanks for that!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I googled that in public

thanks for that!

Did you order one?

 

[Barcon]

Did you order one?

Don't be a vagankle

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don't be a vagankle

Is that when the lips droop down to their feet?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Well he off to leeds then . Never wanted him anyway.

 

[TonyM]

When I first read that, I thought it said bukake
Visions of Haaland on his knees with men circled around him jizzing on his face

Bukkehorn porn. I like it.

 

[Woody135]

Merson here:

I can't believe City paying 63 mill for this lad. He's not a threat in or outside the box.. City should be all over Toney, he suits their style much better than an unknown norwegian..

Oliver Holt (June 2022):

Haaland will be highest profile signing of summer so far if it happens. Still think Shelvey going to Liverpool could be best though

 

[moh]

Regarding that Merson on Yaya quote, just remember what this idiot said about De Bruyne, he's the least knowledgeable pundit I've ever seen and that's saying something as there's plenty of duds out there.
Yaya was a quick powerful playmaking attacking midfielder at Olympiacos he stood out, he ran their team and when Barca signed him he was one of the most wanted men by Europe's elite clubs, it's just they tended to play him deep that morons like Merson spout so much drivel cos they can't be arsed to do their job.
He rarely has a clue cos he's quite frankly too off his face most the time to watch football, never forget the following load of shite comments that came out of Merson's mouth either.

"Manchester City paying so much money for Kevin De Bruyne is an absolute joke." Merson said.

"I thought he was out of his depth at Chelsea. He never once went out on the pitch and looked like he belonged there. I don't think he could handle it - and now he's going to City for about three times what Wolfsburg paid for him. Not for me."

"He'll be on the bench at City for a start, because you can't change a winning team. Who does he get in ahead of? No-one. They're all playing too well."

"He didn't like it when he was on the bench at Chelsea and he ended up getting bombed out because Jose Mourinho questioned his attitude."

"Okay, he's had a good season in Germany. But there are only a few decent clubs there really, aren't there? It's not the Premier League.

"I just think their money could have been better spent elsewhere. They need a forward. Aguero and Bony are not enough."

Don't forget that infamous pic either by the mirror about City being in for the £60m flop that I can't seem to find.

Never forget Mr Savage’s assessment of Kevin

“I wouldn’t pay money to watch him play”

utterly biased, ill-informed twats

 

[jimharri]

Erm.........no!

;-)

 

[chaddblue]

If this is true, it’s got to be us

how could it be anyone else