Erling Haaland

[Tugay One Cup]

When we were linked with Kane, I made it clear that I was disappointed.

When we were linked with ronaldo, I almost went into cardiac arrest at the thought of that horrible **** playing for my club.

When we were linked with Ings, I laughed myself half to death.

I'm getting this one over the line through sheer force of will. I don't want any commission but when you go to get your Erling tattoo, save space for my name next to it.

 

[kaz7]

Thor, God of Thunder.

He's bringing the storm :)

That takes me back , my brothers were mad fans and blasted them out night and day

 

[simon23]

Do you see the contradiction?

Yes but life is full of contradictions. Which is why no one can ever be 100% certain of a transfer regardless of what they know or believe until he has signed on the dotted line

 

[simon23]

Chelsea and United are not a threat here. Zero chance.

Didn't say utd were...said Madrid are

 

[Mid Wales blue]

They wanted both mate but, in this instance, they obviously don't have the same pull as us.

Now they're briefing their legions of journalists with lines about how they chose not to do it because of the money involved.

Which is like me saying I refuse to shag Gal Gadot because of her military background.

I wouldn’t either, unless she’s wearing her Wonder Woman’s outfit!

 

[simon23]

You say you want it above all else and yet constantly pontificate how it can fail. Strange behavior

Nothing strange in it at all ....cautiously optimistic that's how I feel

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Can i call him thor or ragnar ? Dont want him if not ;)

He’s a Floki to me

 

[AlanBalls]

Just waiting for Foden to score tonight and whip out Haaland’s meditation celebration

 

[Blue Llama]

Making a living and all that. It always annoys me that so called sports journalists can get away with making things up. You know 90% have no sources connected with this deal.

The irony is that if a photo journalist adds to/ modifies their images its a firing job. Yet their text based colleagues can type what they like.

 

[Chi-town blues]

When we were linked with Kane, I made it clear that I was disappointed.

When we were linked with ronaldo, I almost went into cardiac arrest at the thought of that horrible **** playing for my club.

When we were linked with Ings, I laughed myself half to death.

I'm getting this one over the line through sheer force of will. I don't want any commission but when you go to get your Erling tattoo, save space for my name next to it.

My cock is loaded with kaka,isco,messi , danny fucking ings tats but got only space for your first name . Hope you don’t mind .