Erling Haaland

[kaz7]

He’s a Floki to me

I loved him

 

[applejuice]

My friend who watched Bundesliga told me that Haaland is very outgoing, hard working and a good lad. Not a Diva-like striker (you know what I mean). I am so excited!

 

[mexico1970]

I want to buy him just to bring the internet to his knees screaming and awash with plastic bastards lamenting the end of days whilst I..

 

[Gumzy97]

Feel sorry for our players when he scores, Phils going to get trampled haha when Haaland celebrates.

 

[Tartarian Blue]

Can i call him thor or ragnar ? Dont want him if not ;)

If our social media team doesn't have Erling in a Thor outfit during his hype video the whole lot of them should be sacked. :)

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Dont know how he will fit in Peps system..

City's movement map with Haaland in the middle

 

[Coatigan]

What about Everton?

 

[mexico1970]

What about Everton?

They need informing.

And I mean Tout Bloody Suite!

 

[GX Blue]

Be well weird if we have a striker who scores 1 on 1s.
I almost don’t get out my seat for them now.

Sterling and Jesus 1 on 1 conversation rate must be under 10%.ha

 

[Thenumber1blue]

When we were linked with Kane, I made it clear that I was disappointed.

When we were linked with ronaldo, I almost went into cardiac arrest at the thought of that horrible **** playing for my club.

When we were linked with Ings, I laughed myself half to death.

I'm getting this one over the line through sheer force of will. I don't want any commission but when you go to get your Erling tattoo, save space for my name next to it.

I agree with all of that, I was exact same