Erling Haaland

[aguero93:20]

There is also a strong possibility that Pep with his genius adaptable tactics and formation will tweet the rest of the team accordingly

That's good, I'd worried with Aguero gone we'd have to wait until an hour before kickoff to find out the team.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

hat's good, I'd worried with Aguero gone we'd have to wait until an hour before kickoff to find out the team.

Don't worry.
Alfie be tweeting the team sheet next season.

 

[super_city_si]

Nice that they are ‘pure’ for when the entire league bends over and spreads their cheeks for Bayern Munich

Nothing purer than playing for second place every season.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Has anyone worked out how many touched this lad needs per goal? Must be pretty economical for such a green, unproven player.

 

[Delphinho]

Has anyone worked out how many touched this lad needs per goal? Must be pretty economical for such a green, unproven player.

Haaland scores 1 goal for every 10 passes (according to squawka.com). Jesus completes about 25 passes per 90 for us, which means that if Haaland completed 25 passes as well, he would score 2.5 goals a game. If he plays all 38 games a season he would end up on 95 goals a season in the PL only. Math is easy

 

[Stoned Rose]

He would be fine when he scores but disgusting when he doesn’t score. Dortmund had 71% possession but he only had 16 touches, he doesn’t get involved in the play because he is poor on the ball, even worse than Lukaku we all laugh at. His performance was not that bad today compared to his other performances but the difference is today he didn’t get the goal that would make people start calling him “generational” or “best striker”

Missing the point.

Doesn't need to be good at anything other than putting the ball in the net.

The other players around him will do the rest with aplomb.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Missing the point.

Doesn't need to be good at anything other than putting the ball in the net.

The other players around him will do the rest with aplomb.

That guy has nailed his colours,youre wasting your time.

 

[andyhinch]

Haaland scores 1 goal for every 10 passes (according to squawka.com). Jesus completes about 25 passes per 90 for us, which means that if Haaland completed 25 passes as well, he would score 2.5 goals a game. If he plays all 38 games a season he would end up on 95 goals a season in the PL only. Math is easy

You just need to learn how to spell it ;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

You just need to learn how to spell it ;-)

I-t. Easy.

 

[Centurions]

That guy has nailed his colours, you're wasting your time.

And I highly suspect they're not sky blue & white.