Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

Didn't he take a dump on the utd one once?

That would mean he’s earned a statue lol

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'll wear number 10 & I can sort number 9 for you bro no worries... see ya at 42s later for a swift half
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Ok now the Foxtrot, and don’t tread on my toes you lanky ****

 

[kun]

Are you being serious?

They are better than the teams they played to be fair (with the exception of maybe Turkey)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

How can anyone not rate him? At the age of 20, he's played 15 games in the CL and scored 20 goals ffs.

 

[aguero93:20]

Btw, we're the first team he hasn't scored against on the first try in the champions league.

 

[Sergio<3]

Beast! Sign this lad up before we regret it

 

[yankblue]

The way he outmuscled Dias was disrespectful.

Thought his link up play was good and showed some skill for the assist.

Hope he comes here, I think there's more to come from him and he'd make us even better. He's the missing link in this side for me.

Speaking of the missing link he is one ugly fucker though. If I hadn't witnessed his skill on the pitch I'd assume he was kicked in the face by a horse as a child and spent most of his days sitting around eating paste out of a jar.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Btw, we're the first team he hasn't scored against on the first try in the champions league.

Thankfully. Probably worrying for the second leg though

 

[aguero93:20]

Thankfully. Probably worrying for the second leg though

He's missed a few teams second time around.

 

[aguero93:20]

The way he outmuscled Dias was disrespectful.

Yeah and a good few were picking Laporte for tonight, not for me. Not that he's soft or anything but he's knocked away a fair bit easier than Dias and the left sided centre half will get the worst of it from Haaland.