Erling Haaland

[The1nvisibleMan]

So will we be changing our style of play and tactics if we sign him

Probably. Just like how we did when we had no striker.

 

[I'm Blue]

So will we be changing our style of play and tactics if we sign him

Yeah hopefully we’re gonna stop wasting chances.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

this will be the biggest transfer of the summer, as such many things will be secret and subject to NDA’s however young lads with the world at their feet are likely to be excited, since he can’t state anything he’ll leave clues to secretly get it out there and relieve some of the desire to blurt it out.
So with this in mind let’s talk about his latest Instagram story.

Blue shoes ->
Shoes is the plural of shoe
shoe kind of almost rhymes with moon,

We can therefore extrapolate that the shoes have the meaning of ‘blue moon’ the song of Manchester City.

From this we can deduce he is announcing his agreement with Manchester city.

get the champagne out lads

 

[Sir peace frog]

Because his shoes are untied?

Untied, isnt that an anagram of
UNITED,
United - Together - Unity

Unity translated to Arabic = Etihad.

Who does Eithad sponser?
Manchester city

edited @TheThirdDeano :)

 

[christened at st marks]

Can you imagine him being fed by this

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Untied, isnt that an anagram of
UNITED, he's off to united

You gotta go deeper man

United - Together - Unity

Unity translated to Arabic = Etihad.

Who does Eithad sponser?
Manchester city

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Haaland can't press because of his body.... What??

There’s some truth in what he wrote as it’s an inescapable fact that bigger built athletes simply can’t run the distances that lighter built athletes can.

It’s easy to see when you consider the build of runners. Big lads run the short distances like 100m and as the distances get longer the runners get smaller and lighter.

I’m sure Haaland can press but not as effectively as a lighter / smaller player (and that would apply to Lukaku if we got him too).

 

[bluemonkey71]

Can you imagine him being fed by this

absolute filth

 

[Bobby Heaton Moor]

Can you imagine him being fed by this

Jesus and Sterling seem to be the recurring problem here haha

 

[nmc]

So will we be changing our style of play and tactics if we sign him

No we’ll play him as a false nine !