Erling Haaland

[bhayes]

How the fuck would we fit Messi, Haaland & Grealish in our squad? Mental haha

Mahrez gone, thats messi's spot, we don't renew aguero thats halaands spot, so basically we are just adding grealish

 

[citytill1die84]

Mahrez gone, thats messi's spot, we don't renew aguero thats halaands spot, so basically we are just adding grealish

Ye but it's not going to happen.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Tolm what have you been saying to ladyman

 

[Sir peace frog]

Would rather have mbappe, don't believe he wants real and nobody else, he will want a club that is winning, win the champions league this year and imo he would join, we saw it with hazard, chelsea were pretty average if I remember correctly, they won the champions league and players wanted to go there

 

[Paul1970]

Would rather have mbappe, don't believe he wants real and nobody else, he will want a club that is winning, win the champions league this year and imo he would join, we saw it with hazard, chelsea were pretty average if I remember correctly, they won the champions league and players wanted to go there

Might not want real but he definitely doesn’t want us mate and can’t be doing with another sulky Frenchman if I’m being honest . To sign any player he first needs to want to come here and not just for the money

 

[Coatigan]

Still don't understand... Am I missing something ?

The second video. There were two in the original post. Top one was of fans and his dad, bottom one was someone scrolling his social media page, which followed City games and chat. Think the subsequent comments were on the second video, not the one of his dad.

 

[Coatigan]

Would rather have mbappe, don't believe he wants real and nobody else, he will want a club that is winning, win the champions league this year and imo he would join, we saw it with hazard, chelsea were pretty average if I remember correctly, they won the champions league and players wanted to go there

Hazard wanted to play CL, and live in london amongst all else. Chelsea that season were out of the top 4, winning it meant they qualified for next year's one as winners. That was reportedly the difference.

I hated how he narrated his own bloody saga though.

 

[Andrew___K]

Purely on that video you wudnt sign him looked very poor tbf

The way he separates himself from oppos players again and again is nothing short of phenomenal, but each to his own I guess. 'Very poor', lol

 

[Delphacito]

Dortmund will definitely 100% sell him this summer. That clause kicking in next year is already a death sentence for them. I know people will defend them not selling Haaland by saying ‘oh well they wouldn’t be able to find a replacement for that extra €30M’. But ask yourself this if you’re Dortmund, some teams will definitely trigger Haaland’s clause next year, so would you be willing to pay €30M for a one year loan of Haaland?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is there anyone else on 'ere, or am I the only one who didn't know that Erling was Alfie's lad? Took a Toffee's text for the penny to drop. I expect it's a FOC thing! And I've not had a Bovril since the last game I saw at The Etihad.

 

[SWP's back]

Purely on that video you wudnt sign him looked very poor tbf

It’s ok, football isn’t for everyone.

 

[SWP's back]

Is there anyone else on 'ere, or am I the only one who didn't know that Erling was Alfie's lad? Took a Toffee's text for the penny to drop. I expect it's a FOC thing! And I've not had a Bovril since the last game I saw at The Etihad.

I think that’s only you.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Dortmund will definitely 100% sell him this summer. That clause kicking in next year is already a death sentence for them. I know people will defend them not selling Haaland by saying ‘oh well they wouldn’t be able to find a replacement for that extra €30M’. But ask yourself this if you’re Dortmund, some teams will definitely trigger Haaland’s clause next year, so would you be willing to pay €30M for a one year loan of Haaland?

It’s not even a question anymore, but they need to put this line out to get the best possible fee

 

[Stoned Rose]

I am almost certainly wrong but my theory is that ..
1. Haaland replaces Sterling, because he's most sellable. Leaves us short an English Mon man.
2. Grealish joins as the English man and to compete on the left while developing his possible CM skills (like Foden) so that we are covered when Gundogan and KDB age too much. F. U. father time!!!!!
3. Messi replaces Aguero for a couple of years.
4. Mahrez mysteriously is in the equation too.
5. Jesus, Torres and Delap behind then continue to grow. And grow. And grow.
Zzzzzzz......

Your first 5 words should've sufficed.

 

[jimharri]

Is there anyone else on 'ere, or am I the only one who didn't know that Erling was Alfie's lad? Took a Toffee's text for the penny to drop. I expect it's a FOC thing! And I've not had a Bovril since the last game I saw at The Etihad.

Seriously?

 

[SWP's back]

Seriously?

Wait until you hear who Sean Wright-Phillips dad is.

 

[jimharri]

Wait until you hear who Sean Wright-Phillips dad is.

Leslie?



Phillips, not Hughes!

 

[Sir peace frog]

Purely on that video you wudnt sign him looked very poor tbf

its not the only video he looks poor, but for god sake dont say anything, people have got their hearts set on him and get a bit touchy if you dont proclaim him to be the next coming :)

 

[Sir peace frog]

Is there anyone else on 'ere, or am I the only one who didn't know that Erling was Alfie's lad? Took a Toffee's text for the penny to drop. I expect it's a FOC thing! And I've not had a Bovril since the last game I saw at The Etihad.

no way , alfie boe lad , i wonder if he can sing like him too, the world never fails to surprise you , huh, cant believe it :)

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

its not the only video he looks poor, but for god sake dont say anything, people have got their hearts set on him and get a bit touchy if you dont proclaim him to be the next coming :)

He is only 20, approaching 21 to be fair. Clearly has a lot of talent that can be worked on. I’m sure we could make videos of Kev looking shite if u tried hard enough