Erling Haaland

[birchwoodgingerste]

No, the Russian winger that played for Chelsea I think? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Zhirkov

That was bolockov!:))..he had a brother
Called whodidyanick.

 

[BlueBrain]

 

[AlanBalls]

More of the same really. He’s pretty responsive in the comments though. Sounds like he’s just being diplomatic until he can give the words.

 

[JewelZee]

Jerk off.
Is that the French lad who played with Bolton a few years back.

True story...Youri Djorkaeff walked my youngest daughter out in the pregame line about 16 years ago when she was like 4...

 

[cjn]

Probably. Just jumping on the case so he can claim he announced the transfer when Erling signs.

I love the transfer forum so much. Too early? No nothing chancer doing it for clicks. Too late? Tap in merchant just jumping on the bandwagon.

 

[Smiless]

Look at all the tap in merchants piling on now it seems imminent. Quite pathetic, and also hilarious seeing most of them were up Madrid's rectum not long ago.

 

[Academica]

like we have Tolmie there’s a Chelsea ITK that they respect he put it out a week ago. That Chelsea are trying to do a swap with Tottenham Lukaku for Kane.

Yeah also hearing that the rags want to swap slab head for Ruben Diaz.

 

[Asa's left peg]

They think they can get the deal done since Conte loved Lukaku at Inter. I don’t see it happening but their apparently going to try. New owner coming in wants a marquee signing Kane fits that. If they don’t get Kane , they want Rice.

Levy would want at least 60m to balance the books, or loose face. (Kane 150m - Lukaku 90m = 60m) Chelsea's new owners will probably be daft enough to pay it, too.

 

[OntarioBlue]

United want Nunez.

Trouble is nobody who is any good wants United.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm Tier 2, in the South Stand. Block 217

Need to update your username then.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Need to update your username then.

Ha ha you're on the ball this morning fella :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It would be a biblical signing

That’s why they’re after Cain.

 

[Gordyola]

I have to throw this one in there, might have already been mentioned.

When united paid the circa 9.5 million compensation to Molde to get Ole, the managerial genius, the club was valued at 11.5 million.

We joked that they might have well have bought the club for an extra 2 million.

Unless I'm mistaken, a certain player was employed by that club at the time.

So basically, they could have got Haaland for an extra 2 million.

Hilarious!

Rags weren’t prepared to accept a buy-out-clause

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Rags weren’t prepared to accept a buy-out-clause

What a buy-out clause for a club ;)

 

[Kippaxpete]

Jerk off.
Is that the French lad who played with Bolton a few years back.

Nah, Russian. Effective forward pairing with Ivor Chestikov.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Look at all the tap in merchants piling on now it seems imminent. Quite pathetic, and also hilarious seeing most of them were up Madrid's rectum not long ago.

To be fair though, they don’t have much choice other than to play it this way. They get fuck all real snippets so have to play to the masses to keep their audience engaged.

 

[AlanBalls]

Wheeling out all the old players now. Serious damage limitation going on.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Yeah Mbappe lowered his wage demands down from what though? 750k?! Haha

 

[Blue Budgie]

These Spanish are conveniently forgetting that they are currently paying Bale circa 600k a week.

 

[Phoenix900000]

Wheeling out all the old players now. Serious damage limitation going on.

Excuses Excuses :)