Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[snorky]

I'm not googling that, but I really don't like the sound of it.

Sorry mate, in that case you better leave my earlier post on munging well alone :)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Now THAT'S a bag o'milk!

 

[york away to this!]

Any Sunday morning update on the dykey dominatrix?
Did jots get his midnight jackanory?
Is it possible he's tugged himself in to a coma?
So many questions...

 

[aguero93:20]

Any Sunday morning update on the dykey dominatrix?
Did jots get his midnight jackanory?
Is it possible he's tugged himself in to a coma?
So many questions...

I reckon he's down the A&E getting a few 'foreign objects' removed from certain areas.

 

[Blue Til Death]

A car crash waiting to happen, step away and save yourself a world of hurt...! Biatches like her never let go ... ! She will probably want to shove the dining room table up your arse at some point too so get the fuck out now ... :-)))

 

[blue dallas]

Slap her in the face with your womb broom

 

[blue dallas]

Don,t forget your safe word mate, very important. Get it done, and let us know what we are missing out on.

Juliette Bravo

 

[blue dallas]

 

[johnny on the spot]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

She'll suck you in and spit you out jots, like a greedy Roach sucking on a withered maggot! ; ) lol.

If they knew what I know mate.she's real alright. That's all I'm saying.

 

[TCIB]

Hardcore man, fucking hardcore :-D

Edit: ffs do NOT google the above quote looking for a gif or pic, jesus fucking christ man xD
That was...yeah that was bad and will never be unseen.

 

[BimboBob]

Hardcore man, fucking hardcore :-D

Edit: ffs do NOT google the above quote looking for a gif or pic, jesus fucking christ man xD
That was...yeah that was bad and will never be unseen.

Bastard. My eyes are bleeding.

 

[TCIB]

Bastard. My eyes are bleeding.

You see the human manpede :-D Bring brillo pads and some of that pine bleach they used to have at school, we burn and scrub out our eyes like the other poor sods who self owned themselves in such a brutal and unforgiving manor.

 

[oakiecokie]

You see the human manpede :-D Bring brillo pads and some of that pine bleach they used to have at school, we burn and scrub out our eyes like the other poor sods who self owned themselves in such a brutal and unforgiving manor.

I thought it was only GDM who lived in one of those.

 

[csit17]

 

[johnny on the spot]

 

[york away to this!]

...cant believe this has slipped down to the second division.

has jots been hung, drawn and quartered yet?

 

[aguero93:20]

@johnny on the spot when are you getting the stitches out?

 

[jimharri]

Shouldn't the mods be checking the local A&E/casualty departments, just to be on the safe side?



Just saying, like.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Morning folks.

I'm well intact, thanks.

Young Jots has been working his charm, let his nice side flow and Miss Whiplash seems actually well smitten with her good pet. For that though, I'm apparently going to pay and my instructions at our next daytime public meeting are to 'Bring me a gift of X and a change of pants'.