Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[aguero93:20]

That's fuck all mate. Anyone can do that. I just about cut the end of my thumb odd today with an Olfa knife.
Spent the afternoon in A&E getting stitched up.
Next **** to call me a bag o milk **** gets a pic.

Bag o milk ****.

 

[stony]

Oh dear...

Haha, lego nipple clamps

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

Its called a golden douche mate. Sorry.

 

[stony]

Golden Power Shower?

Winner so far.

 

[stony]

Its called a golden douche mate. Sorry.

Oh FFS.

 

[aguero93:20]

Winner so far.

I preferred Pump.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Also, this is a genuine sex Q&A letter to Buzzfeed, which is as vanilla as it gets:

 

[BimboBob]

Oh dear...

Haha...now the other ones mate!

Oh FFS.

What?

Fucking hell.


On a side note I'm already in the Urban Dictionary. And have been since 2003. I have no idea why.

 

[jonmcity]

Quim gushing

 

[BimboBob]

Golden Doughnut is pissing in the other hole.