Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[aguero93:20]

I'm not googling that, but I really don't like the sound of it.

Prolapsed rectum.

 

[Barcon]

Prolapsed rectum.

That's what I thought. Ruins a good film.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Prolapsed rectum.

No need for that. Moose fucker would've done.

 

[jimharri]

I'm not googling that, but I really don't like the sound of it.

Think of your bottom hole as a sock. Still with me? Good. Now picture in your mind the image of that sock being turned inside out. THAT is a pink sock, nothing to do with putting your new white socks in with you u****d shirt.

Don't think I'll bother doing a Google image search has for it!

 

[Helmet Cole]

Miss Whiplash has got some 'female company' over. All quiet on the western front.

'Female company' lol - probably being tag teamed as we speak (pics please)

 

[aguero93:20]

No need for that. Moose fucker would've done.

He's probably gotten a few pink socks off the moose in his time.

 

[Barcon]

'Female company' lol - probably being tag teamed as we speak (pics please)

A "strapadicktome"?

 

[Barcon]

He's probably gotten a few pink socks off the moose in his time.

That's right, because I fill em up and drag em out.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

He's probably gotten a few pink socks off the moose in his time.

I bet it's more like a pink stocking.

 

[aguero93:20]

That's right, because I fill em up and drag em out.

Not quite what I meant.

 

[aguero93:20]

I bet it's more like a pink stocking.

Must be a pink onesy at this stage.

 

[Barcon]

Not quite what I meant.

I'd better log off now as I'm hammered and I might start posting pics of the wife's extremely firm and pert breasts.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Moose fucker.. as in ugly bird or them fuckers with antlers?

 

[stony]

I'd better log off now as I'm hammered and I might start posting pics of the wife's extremely firm and pert breasts.

 

[Barcon]

Careful now, PLLK will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

 

[aguero93:20]

Careful now, PLLK will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

Yep. Daywalker udders, he'll mess his trousers at the sight.

 

[stony]

Careful now, @Paul Lake's Left Knee will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

He's a dirty udder sucking bastard and no mistake.

 

[MadchesterCity]

If she's in to humiliation, losing her dignity and self flagellation, simply suggest she may enjoy enrolling on here...

Or supporting United

 

[MadchesterCity]

 

[MadchesterCity]

Don,t forget your safe word mate, very important. Get it done, and let us know what we are missing out on.

Safe word is red which could be a problem ;)