Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[dronefromsector7G]

I've had a cucumber up me bg, still got marbles in my arse, still walking like John Wayne and I did give her my brown wings. I like this girl A LOT.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Barcon]

Well to spoil the thread a bit, we didn't meet, but she phoned, we talked normally and we have agreed to meet up.

That we spent 2 hours on the phone and I'm struggling for a pair of socks is our business.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Nice invisible bag of milk you got there, eh.

 

[aguero93:20]

Nice invisible bag of milk you got there, eh.

The bag o milk bandy thumbed moose shagging ****.

 

[Barcon]

 

[maccieblue]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

 

[aguero93:20]

Your taking the moose up the wrong one?

 

[aguero93:20]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

Just the once then?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

I married one very similar. Dont suppose it wa...nah, couldn't be.

 

[blue wang]

My advice, Tie her up, dont get tied up.

then you can always run!

like this guy.