r.soleofsalford
Well-Known Member
Ah we have other measures in play for that. Next season we are doing the line markings out of powdered rhino horn, The nets are going to be spun by silk worms reared at the ground, the stadium announcer is being replaced with Morgan Freeman and the subs bench has been replaced with a hot tub.
(Odd since typing that I just keep imagining Freeman doing the voice over for 2012. "None of the less fortunate members of society up at Sunderland could foresee what was about to follow from the diminuitive magician from Argentina fulfilling his destiny down in Mcr")
all very well, when we getting heated bog seats so the lads that smoke at half-time dont get frozen arse cheeks off.