Even the kit man is off now

[Damanino]

imo he will be a operations director at rags reporting to Berrada.

next our doorman will be their head of security.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Even though it wouldn’t top that amount, I assume he’s making significant amount in cash gifts/tips from the players? My understanding was that was standard?

You'd assume so! But I just can't work out what other career you're going to translate his skills into. He was a kitman for the best club in the world unless Real Madrid are poaching him. His skills are presumably being good at that and/or being a niche football celebrity that comes cross very well on social media content.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Was about to say he's 100% starting a YouTube channel.

He’ll be the new Paul Burrell, but instead of the queen he’ll be telling us the size of Erling Haaland’s jock strap.

 

[Stelea]

Get the feeling the club is becoming ‘cut throat’ over night with the ‘normal people’ they employ
1st the Groundsman replaced by somebody who has a better CV / LinkedIn profile and now the Kitman. Can’t wait to see the new Kitmans CV.
Nat and Wingman will be next followed by Doctor Luft

 

[Mifred]

You'd assume so! But I just can't work out what other career you're going to translate his skills into. He was a kitman for the best club in the world unless Real Madrid are poaching him. His skills are presumably being good at that and/or being a niche football celebrity that comes cross very well on social media content.

It could all go down the plug hole

 

[BrianW]

Maybe he's got an offer to replace Ten Hag.

 

[Mifred]

How much do you get paid for being the kit man?

Might go for it, can you work from home?

Get paid in washers

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Maybe he's got an offer to replace Ten Hag.

He is bald and has worked with Pep which was apparently the only essential criteria for their last hire.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Nate the great incoming, as Pep clearly needs help with his tactics

 

[Cellarite]

Timing is also really interesting. Why didn’t he leave in the summer instead of now? I reckon the club don’t want another season of leaking

Maybe get his replacement used to the process?