Ever Been In Trouble With The Missus?

[willipp]

90% of the time I ain’t a fucking clue what for.

 

[melrose40yarder]

Fuck all that told my good lady when we started out please dont stop me going to city the cricket or playing golf.We are still together need my own space as dows she.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

My ex didn't talk to me for a week once . I still have no idea why as I couldn't be bothered asking and I just went on the piss every day . Her mate kissed me on the cheek one night and it was only after about a month she told me that was why she had been acting the fool with me for weeks. I didn't even remember the event.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Slow news day at the MuEN?

Or free advertising for a restaurant

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My last one swore blind she wasn’t but I knew full well a “me or football” ultimatum was coming so I let her go.

I hear of men having to negotiate for two nights away etc. That’ll never be one for me. I just book up and go.

I’ve had a few of those over the years. Single again at 41!

 

[quincunx]

you're not 6ft fucking 4, are you?

 

[jimharri]

you're not 6ft fucking 4, are you?

I doubt he's got the energy to fuck 4, irrespective of his height.

 

[west didsblue]

My ex didn't talk to me for a week once . I still have no idea why as I couldn't be bothered asking and I just went on the piss every day . Her mate kissed me on the cheek one night and it was only after about a month she told me that was why she had been acting the fool with me for weeks. I didn't even remember the event.

Although you don’t remember the kiss I bet you remember the shag though.

 

[threespires]

When Mrs Spires was about 8 months pregnant with our eldest I came home one night and for reasons that to this day I cannot fathom I decided to give her the (in my eyes affectionate) nickname "fat fat the water rat". It sort of went downhill from there.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

you're not 6ft fucking 4, are you?

I am, yes.