So, to summarise, a shit story about city is about to surface which is at it's heart bollocks but is going to get everyone in the media up in arms about us.
Again.
We need to stay strong however because despite this bad news story, there is a real and genuine good news story just around the corner.
Again.
Did I miss anything out?
Ps - if banquo got his pm he could always put flesh on these bones...