Hmmm, done this a few times, never very pleasant, and wouldn't do it again, it's just not enjoyable, but I have a memory to share which might amuse ....
27 April, 1974. I was just 17. I could only get a ticket for the Stretford End (although by all accounts it got pretty hairy in the Scoreboard). I went with a mate, Dave - I've long since lost touch with him. We'd been in the Manchester Arms before the game (for those under about 40, it was on Corporation St by Victoria Station, and a popular spot for a pint - it had lunchtime strippers) and Dave had got into a Guinness drinking competition with an Irish red called Francis, and lost - heavily. He was much the worse for wear.
Into the bear pit, scarves down the front of our jeans - did we look odd with no colours and apparently huge knackers? Nobody said anything, nobody looked at us, although I felt as though I had a big blue neon arrow pointing at the top of my head with "Blue" written on it.
We found a spot in the middle of the terrace, about half way up, behind the goal - good spot. Part way through the first half, the news comes over the PA that Birmingham were losing. You may recall, if Birmingham lost, and the rags beat us, they could escape the drop. This news made the reds around us a little over-excited, and there was a lot of pushing and shoving and getting carried yards down the terrace which was a feature of football back in the day.
Somewhere amongst all this pushing and shoving, Dave was thrust against the crush barrier. He was not a happy bunny, and in his foetidly inebriated state, elected, to my utter and lasting horror, to share his unhappiness with those around us. He turned slowly and majestically (he was a big lad, was Dave) spread his arms out wide, and addressed the assembled red slime, thousands of the ugly swine, as follows,
"Come on then you red bastards, we'll have you all on!"
Those were his exact words, they are imprinted into my brain, I can still hear him saying it in my head, and it still gives me the heebie-jeebies. I couldn't believe it, I still can't believe it, and if I'm honest, I have no real idea how I got out in one piece to tell this story. I'm not ashamed to admit that I have never been so scared in my life as I was at that moment.
But I think maybe the reason we got away with it is that nobody else believed it either - I don't think any of the rags actually believed that a blue would stand in the Stretford End on derby day, on his own (I was trying very hard to look like I wasn't with him!) and say something like that. Nobody could be that stupid, surely. Did they think he was just another red, and was messing about? Was it just that nobody really heard him properly - it was pretty noisy in there? In any event, nobody said anything, nobody did anything.
When Denis Law scored, you won't be surprised to read that I didn't celebrate. What I actually did was grip Dave extremely firmly by the arm, firmly enough that he's probably still got the marks, and hiss into his ear something along the lines of, "Shut it, just shut the fuck up!" Fortunately, he had sobered a little and kept quiet. If there were any other blues in there, they kept quiet too.
Not an experience I would ever want to repeat, probably the most nerve-wracking experience I've ever had, but, at the end of the day - result!