Everton Pre-Match Thread

[mac]

Relax lads just been in the Pub for 4 hours all is well in the blue b4 the moon household.

Had a massive plate of Nacho's just opening up the Chase Vodka.

Got a nice warm feeling, its my birthday today and all is going to be good.

Happy birthday mate,let's hope we can all join you later for a celebratory swifty.

 

[inbetween]

Villa staying up assuming Norwich don't beat Chelsea, not that it matters as they are staying up anyway with other teams like West Brom likely getting drawn in. We just need a win today, the rest of the games fingers crossed we should be able to get it done! COME ON

 

[CitizenTID]

IT DIDN'T WORK!

Well that made me really laugh anyway

I can't see what Phil Jones has to do with it.

He doesn't want Iago Aspas to win as many premier league titles as him

 

[Blue Maverick]

Im in full on shitting it mode. I need someone to slap me and tell me to stop flapping please

SLAP
STOP IT

IT DIDN'T WORK!

Edit: Just realised the fridge is stocked with booze... aaaand relax.

Ha ha love the beaker gif, I'm in my second fosters sat in garden trying to chill but I think I need my 3rd nervous shit of the day

 

[zandvoort blue]

Based upon the Spuds result and the current Rag score Martinez would be stupid to risk any player coming back from injury. That is unless he wants to suck Brenda`s cock.

 

[citymacc]

IT DIDN'T WORK!

Well that made me really laugh anyway

I can't see what Phil Jones has to do with it.

lol :-)

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm feeling a little better now

 

[Ruskinavenue]

I was there. A little calm moment.

 

[CitizenTID]

SLAP
STOP IT

IT DIDN'T WORK!

Edit: Just realised the fridge is stocked with booze... aaaand relax.

Ha ha love the beaker gif, I'm in my second fosters sat in garden trying to chill but I think I need my 3rd nervous shit of the day

If I wasn't fretting over preparing a load of videos for a presentation Tuesday that would sound like a plan!

 

[Pam]

Has anyone got a spliff? Hand it over, then.