Everton Thread - 2021/22

[Keeper!]

When I started attending City matches in the late 60s Everton were a bigger club than Liverpool. They had bigger crowds and had won more trophies.

Most clubs were bigger than Liverpool, not until they got HUGE investment from an investor did they grow LOL

The irony

 

[Keeper!]

You reap what you sew Everton fans.

The fucking shit and vitriol you gave us after we signed Lescott.

Poaching Kendall back and his infamous City is a love affair, Everton is a marriage bull shit.

You now bring back drunken Duncan (let's give him a shout that loud he can hear you in Barlinnie). Small minded club wasting yet another transfer window appointing an interim, who by September will be moaning that their new appointment will need X number of transfer windows to stamp his authority on the squad.

Get a fucking manager sooner rather than later and back them this window.

How not to run a club.

And that new ground of yours stinks like a sewer.

 

[crazyg]

You reap what you sew Everton fans.

The fucking shit and vitriol you gave us after we signed Lescott.

Poaching Kendall back and his infamous City is a love affair, Everton is a marriage bull shit.

You now bring back drunken Duncan (let's give him a shout that loud he can hear you in Barlinnie). Small minded club wasting yet another transfer window appointing an interim, who by September will be moaning that their new appointment will need X number of transfer windows to stamp his authority on the squad.

Get a fucking manager sooner rather than later and back them this window.

How not to run a club.

You've missed out
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries", but, otherwise, quite a good rant.

;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

You've missed out
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries", but, otherwise, quite a good rant.

;-)

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

 

[Vienna_70]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

I’d imagine that the female pensioners on Miseryside are trembling in trepidation.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’d imagine that the female pensioners on Miseryside are trembling in trepidation.

Meanwhile the kebab shops and off licences of Toxteth are stocking up

 

[Big Swifty]

....and the grannies are starting to become moist with lubricious anticipation at the return of the Priapic One

 

[Vienna_70]

....and the grannies are starting to become moist with lubricious anticipation at the return of the Priapic One

I like to think that my vocabulary is pretty extensive, having a degree in French and German, but I have never come across that word anywhere before, let alone on Bluemoon.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

With Derby on the brink I think the Everton board are waiting to see if Rooney becomes available

Why is it so hard for Everton to find a decent manager? Rafa was a terrible appointment. Rooney will be too.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Why is it so hard for Everton to find a decent manager? Rafa was a terrible appointment. Rooney will be too.

It amazes me that they seem to have so much love for a player who left them at the first hint of a bigger club coming in.

It'd be funny if he went there during this window and then the rags poached him from them in the summer. For so many reasons, of course.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

It amazes me that they seem to have so much love for a player who left them at the first hint of a bigger club coming in.

It'd be funny if he went there during this window and then the rags poached him from them in the summer. For so many reasons, of course.

I don't begrudge any player doing that, that is the nature of being a talent and trying to be an elite professional. And more money, which is what is ultimately all about. What I do begrudge is Rooney being linked with PL management roles when he has done nothing to show that he is anywhere near a good enough coach. That sort of stuff dilutes the talent and the product

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

It amazes me that they seem to have so much love for a player who left them at the first hint of a bigger club coming in.

It'd be funny if he went there during this window and then the rags poached him from them in the summer. For so many reasons, of course.

It's pretty clear Rooney is not top manager material. There will be a lot of goodwill at Everton and that has an impact but over time he will get found out. He is thick as mince, we all know it.

 

[Aba452]

I like to think that my vocabulary is pretty extensive, having a degree in French and German, but I have never come across that word anywhere before, let alone on Bluemoon.

To suffer from priapism. My wife would chuckle nastily if I ever claimed to 'suffer' from this!!!!

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

It's pretty clear Rooney is not top manager material. There will be a lot of goodwill at Everton and that has an impact but over time he will get found out. He is thick as mince, we all know it.

not sure I agree with that. He’s done a good job at derby. Might not become a top manager, but could certainly get to a decent standard

 

[waspish]

Wanking over Rooney as a manager!!?

there is zero pressure on him to do anything there is zero pressure on the players to do anything other than get relegated.

It’s a siege mentality getting them through games at the moment.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

not sure I agree with that. He’s done a good job at derby. Might not become a top manager, but could certainly get to a decent standard

His record is ok with Derby, but they are a championship side and he was there as a player. Its one thing taking a team like that forward, even with the off field stuff. But taking on a top prem side requires so much more and he just wont have it.

Obviously i could be proven wrong but the next step for him should be a decent championship club that is well run where he could have a go at promotion and then the PL. If he jumps straight to Everton it has disaster all over it.

 

[Ballosteve]

Moshari has pumped another 100 million into the club taking his shareholding to 94%...hope he spends it better than the other 550 million his wasted..

 

[Vienna_70]

Moshari has pumped another 100 million into the club taking his shareholding to 94%...hope he spends it better than the other 550 million his wasted..

He should buy out Coronation Street Kenwright.

 

[shackattack]

He should buy out Coronation Street Kenwright.

No need really, Kenwright owns around 1.7% now.
Had the chance to get rid of Kenwright in 2004 but at about the same time Rooney was sold and this probably saved us from financial oblivion at the time.