Everton Thread - 2022/23

[KentBlue]

A very very sad day for football if Dyche is to replace Lampard. Pub-league football with lots of brutal off-ball thuggery, time wasting tactics and a very real chance of an opposition player being maimed for life by one of Dyche's favourite type of player - 6'8", weighs about 35 stone, has all the guile and tactical awareness of a brain-damaged amoeba: probably spent some time in Broadmoor for crimes against existence, and has a lifetime supply of Brasso to keep the bolt through his neck nice and shiny.

What with the rags being assisted by VAR to ensure European football, or at the very least, some kind of trophy: the dippers also being given the freedom do whatever it is they want without reprisals: us being shafted every single fucking game, and now Fred Flintstone-era hoofball returning to the Prem, my enthusiasm for the game is diminishing faster than Warwick Davies' chances of representing the Harlem Globetrotters next year.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Hammers fans making out Dyche would of been our savior just because he was a target we haven't got

Hope he fails miserably and Everton go down

 

[Blue back home]

Best appointment for them. A streetwise no nonsense manager who I expect to do a decent job. The football will be horrendous but I reckon he will keep them up.

 

[roman totale]

The return of The Burnley Way

 

[Super David Silva 21]

I'm really intrigued as to what Evertonians think of this.

Yes he may keep you up but would he then move you forward?

 

[supercity88]

The right appointment in my opinion. He'll get them playing with a solid defence and getting the ball forwards quickly. That mentality at home will see them pick up points and potentially stay up. They can't play progressive football with this team, they need to build from a solid defence and putting physical effort in to get the fans on side.

Let him keep you up, sack him in the summer and then bring in someone like Bielsa to run more of an ambitious project.

 

[skillman]

Great appointment for them IMO. If they go down (which I don’t think they will) then they have a manager who can be trusted to get them back out of that manic league.

The players he has there are made for him, I think they’ll get the new manager bounce and then some.

 

[bitterblue78]

Theres every chance we could send everton down. Play them 3rd to last game

 

[dhruvblue]

Next weekend they face Arsenal. If his negative tactics if they are negative earns them a point from nee manager bounce then we should be happy

 

[bennyboy]

The right appointment in my opinion. He'll get them playing with a solid defence and getting the ball forwards quickly. That mentality at home will see them pick up points and potentially stay up. They can't play progressive football with this team, they need to build from a solid defence and putting physical effort in to get the fans on side.

Let him keep you up, sack him in the summer and then bring in someone like Bielsa to run more of an ambitious project.

I still do not get this Bielsa is a better manager bit.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

One of the biggest downsides to Everton's proposed new manager is that we'll have to put up with that gravel-voiced Dingle c*nt on the TV again.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

You know the "relegation release clause" that usually exists if a club goes down....

Surely this is a case for "survival release clause" so they can fuck him off if he keeps them up?

 

[Ray bloody Purchase]

I am sure I heard that Dyche is a Liverpool fans as well?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

You can look forward to a feast of negative football. Can you beat Pearce’s record with City—- no home goals in the second half of the season?

Fuck that, that's our record and we're keeping it!?!

 

[West Yorks Owl]

Be so Leeds for Bielsa to come in and save Everton whilst we go down with Ted Lasso

You won't go down m8, one thing Leeds has ability to score goals and a better goal difference than some of the others

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They never learn. I give it 6 months

 

[Nethermoor]

Perfect appointment and will keep them up. Which is probably all they want this season.

Dyche probably knows as much as anyone that he is there for that reason and that reason only.

But let's be clear, as a supporter of a club that's suffered a couple of relegations in the last few years I would take shit football for a few months in exchange for staying up.

We played some nice stuff last season but were in then bottom two all season nearly. We appointed an old manager of ours who came in and played basic football but it was too late and we went down on the last day of the season. I'd have taken his basic football all season to stay up.

At least with Dyche if they go down they will come again.

 

[bluemoon32]

Let him keep Everton up & then fuck him off for a better manager

 

[philiph20]

Allardyce Mk2 is hardly 'the school of science' but i guess it's needs must, i'd be flabergasted if he's in the dugout for the first game in the new stadium.

 

[BlueLou82]

Fucking depressing. Dont want him, but even if he's a short term appointment, its still another manager change yet again

Every year we stagnate is another year closer to relegation as other teams around us are getting better.