Everton Thread - 2022/23

[Toffeedude]

Our board are laughable. You could not make this crap up.

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He's been brought in to escape relegation.

He may do.

IMO Everton would be better off relegated and fixing the club than staying up and limping along with someone like Dyche in charge.

It's just delaying the inevitable.

But there is no guarantee going down will allow the club to be fixed.
Ask Sunderland fans.

 

[AshtonBlueMooner]

But there is no guarantee going down will allow the club to be fixed.
Ask Sunderland fans.

We don’t need to ask do we. Been there, done it and bought the T-shirt. But at least the atmosphere was better………..

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[waspish]

Our board are laughable. You could not make this crap up.

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

Should get Andy Carrol at least he could take half the Arsenal team out

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I think he'll keep them up. Won't be pretty but he'll make them much harder to beat. They should already be planning for their next manager for the start of 2024-25.

It wasn’t pretty under Lampard. They have the second most long balls in the league behind Brentford. Lampard had Everton playing around 14 more long balls a game than City do.

Dyche isn’t going to do much different.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Our board are laughable. You could not make this crap up.

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

Ayew joking?

 

[dadnlad]

It wasn’t pretty under Lampard. They have the second most long balls in the league behind Brentford. Lampard had Everton playing around 14 more long balls a game than City do.

Dyche isn’t going to do much different.

just play tom davies and kick 7 bells out of everyone

 

[Toffeedude]

Ayew joking?

Ha Ha very good

 

[Toffeedude]

Outside the training ground tonight. Going well ain't it.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Our board are laughable. You could not make this crap up.

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

Could end up like when we signed Mpenza in 07. If he can grab just a couple of key goals, it could be the difference.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

Their father was twice the player of any of the Ayew brothers.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

This came up on my YouTube recommendations, is this a joke? Sean Dyche, 4-4-2, “The Coach’s Voice”. It writes itself.

 

[dadnlad]

This came up on my YouTube recommendations, is this a joke? Sean Dyche, 4-4-2, “The Coach’s Voice”. It writes itself.

ive watched that bollocks he gets the counters mixed up

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

ive watched that bollocks he gets the counters mixed up

His voice made the speakers on my computer set on fire, I am suing YouTube and claiming on the insurance.

 

[paulchapo]

At the moment Everton just need to stay up and Dyche is probably the best man out there to do that. It's mad when you look at the top class manager's that have come and gone there and failed. It won't be pretty but I doubt many Everton fan's will care if he does the job.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

First job is to fuck the arse over, intimidate Captain Black and make his team shit the bed,

The only way I can see is getting anything is if our back line and Pickford kick the shit out of Arsenal all game.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Our board are laughable. You could not make this crap up.

And now... Andre Ayew is linked. FFS

What.

 

[Revolver]

Hope Dyche does well at Everton. Apart from his incessant moaning at the officials during games he seems a decent guy from what I see.

He’s a brave man ( though no doubt well rewarded) working for such a dysfunctional board. Everton fans deserve a lot better.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The only way I can see is getting anything is if our back line and Pickford kick the shit out of Arsenal all game.

Sounds like a great plan to me.

Forca the bald ginger one.