Everton Thread - 2023/24

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

He is there to keep us up, not improve us. It is dire.

I always said it about Dyche ‘football’. It’s shite, defensive garbage. If you were playing the Women’s Institute Second Eleven he would play the same way.

 

[dadnlad]

I always said it about Dyche ‘football’. It’s shite, defensive garbage. If you were playing the Women’s Institute Second Eleven he would play the same way.

if the players dont listen and play to dyche's revolutionary football then there's nothing the manager and backroom staff can do

i think ive listen to too dyche too much

 

[Xhavenjoe]

If you were playing the Women’s Institute Second Eleven he would play the same way.

Women's Institute Second Eleven!
Is that W.I.S.E.?

 

[jma]

traditional Everton style of play.?

Traditional Everton style of play?

They've had a boring as fuck style of play for the last 35 years.

 

[jimharri]

Traditional Everton style of play?

They've had a boring as fuck style of play for the last 35 years.

Back to Royle's "dogs of war".

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Traditional Everton style of play?

They've had a boring as fuck style of play for the last 35 years.

They used to give us the run-around until Yaya turned up!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Back to Royle's "dogs of war".

He looked happy watching the dirge on Saturday in the stands.

 

[jma]

They used to give us the run-around until Yaya turned up!

Still produced the most consistently turgid teams in the top flight for the last 35 years though. Whether they were winning or not.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They used to give us the run-around until Yaya turned up!

My memory is all about them stifling, time wasting with Cahill out jumping whoever was playing as Centre Half to win 1-0 in what would be the worst gone game of the season for entertainment.

Need to go back a long long time 30+ years? to have any decent football memories of them.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Still produced the most consistently turgid teams in the top flight for the last 35 years though. Whether they were winning or not.

I think turgid was the quality that has kept them in the top flight longer than anyone else. Don't think anyone has remained in the top flight as long as EFC have been there. Much sooner have EFC playing their brand of turgidity than any of the teams that come to the Etihad with a game plan centred on 1-5-5!