Everton Thread - 2023/24

[manclad]

Why would it? They are in the bottom 3 worst teams in the league.

Because they have never been relegated in all the years I have been attending football matches. Since March 1966.
It would be a surprise not to see their name on the PL fixture list.

 

[BlueLou82]

Why would it? They are in the bottom 3 worst teams in the league.

We are shite and Dyche is a dinosaur but without the deduction we are 12th, 4 points behind the amazing Newcastle and Man U.

Squad is threadbare, with 3 CM's injured so we had to play Ashley Young and McNeil there!

We are horrific to watch though. Depressing.

 

[Toffeedude]

We scored in injury time and we celebrated like we had got a draw against Spurs. Carragher will go nuts ha ha

 

[Toffeedude]

Just getting meself all confident for a Toffee's victory on Saturday.

Of course, by Saturday, all my confidence will be gone ha ha

 

[TinFoilHat]

Be alright if we could actually score

This Is City you're playing.

Wouldn't surprise if you have 3 shots and score 3 times.

:)

 

[Toffeedude]

This Is City you're playing.

Wouldn't surprise if you have 3 shots and score 3 times.

:)

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

 

[dadnlad]

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

Everton haven't had a penalty this season time to lump on

 

[hammocity]

Not much point having the biggest cock in the pub if no one fancies you.

Or if it’s got a slack inch in the middle

 

[Vienna_70]

Arsenal in the top flight since 1915?

1919.

 

[the plasterer]

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

Very true