kaz7
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Wait a god picking minute , men are stupid as well you know , women just have better delivery lol
Examples of stupidity.
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dronefromsector7G
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Last week mrs D came into the room whilst MOTD was on at 11.45pm and asked if the match was live
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dickie davies
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About 25 years ago I went to a christmas gig at the GMEX, the first band being The Village People and as it was Christmas everyone was pretty pissed, or stoned
I was wearing a Barbarians rugby shirt, black and white hoops with the Barbarians emblem on the chest, as shown in the image
After the Village people had finished, the audience dispersed to the bar and one lad wearing a santa hat stopped right in front of me. I'm 6ft 4 and this lad was about 5ft 6
He looked at the shirt, then up at me, then back down at the shirt again and said "what's this?" whilst pushing his finger into my chest where the badge was
I said "Barbarians"
He said "what?"
I said "The Barbarians"
With a very puzzled look on his face he took a drag of his ciggy and then pronounced "I'm Man United" and sauntered off
Wifey looked at me and said "fucking dickhead"
I was wearing a Barbarians rugby shirt, black and white hoops with the Barbarians emblem on the chest, as shown in the image
After the Village people had finished, the audience dispersed to the bar and one lad wearing a santa hat stopped right in front of me. I'm 6ft 4 and this lad was about 5ft 6
He looked at the shirt, then up at me, then back down at the shirt again and said "what's this?" whilst pushing his finger into my chest where the badge was
I said "Barbarians"
He said "what?"
I said "The Barbarians"
With a very puzzled look on his face he took a drag of his ciggy and then pronounced "I'm Man United" and sauntered off
Wifey looked at me and said "fucking dickhead"
Tuearts right boot
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Ebay must be full of buyers who have bought dolls house furniture and model cars thinking they were the real deal.
Then there's the idiots who fall methods of ' cutting your bills in half..' and getting a pair of scissors.
Then there's the idiots who fall methods of ' cutting your bills in half..' and getting a pair of scissors.
Probably need a separate thread for ‘thick rag bastard encounters’
Many years ago me and the missies were in Tangier when she saw a crappy bangle in a shop. She reluctantly agreed to try haggling herself and I told her to offer a quarter of the price and definitely don’t go over half the price.
The shopkeeper asked for 5 dirham, she offered him 7 dirham and after 10 minutes of hysterics she managed to haggle him down to the original 5 dirhams.
The shopkeeper asked for 5 dirham, she offered him 7 dirham and after 10 minutes of hysterics she managed to haggle him down to the original 5 dirhams.
kaz7
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Jenny from gogglebox , she is hilarious and the manc lady, her name escapes me
Stoned Rose
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Pics?
blue b4 the moon
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Need to crank up the bandwidth first.