Precisly, we have been lied to by governments since 1066. I think the titanic had a load of rich tax dodgers who had to disappear on board.
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Examples of stupidity.
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Smoking that fag at the same time probably didn’t helpCan I just chip in by saying that using a vacuum cleaner to get the remaining petrol out of a carburettor I was servicing, was probably not the brightest idea I ever had. Electric motor, sparks, airflow, petrol and safety not being words that sit well in a sentence together.
Hamann Pineapple
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This maybe an example of stupidity but why is it daylight on Mars but always nightime on the moon ?
Le Havre Oswald
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No atmosphere on the moonThis maybe an example of stupidity but why is it daylight on Mars but always nightime on the moon ?
This maybe an example of stupidity but why is it daylight on Mars but always nightime on the moon ?
I thought the moon was locked into the earth, and does have a night and day cycle, its just the lunar moon night day cycle lasts a month.
smudgedj
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Stood talking to my mate and he told one of his staff to turn off the hose. She came back and asked if the water had stopped and he said no. So she goes "ok I’ll turn the tap the other way"
richardtheref
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One of the solicitors I used to work with told me that her boyfriend was taking her to Edinburgh for the weekend. She was particularly looking forward to going to see the unicorns at the zoo. I guess it must be a legal thingI knew a girl at university who was studying law, who thought that unicorns and mermaids had once existed. Now unicorns I can kind of forgive - it's just a horse with a horn on its head, after all - but mermaids?
Another lass I knew, who was studying medicine, got into a discussion about the ancient belief in a flat earth. I made the point that the idea of everyone in the past thinking the earth was flat was a myth: the ancient Greeks, the Egyptians, the Chinese, The Babylonians: they all worked out that it was a sphere a long time ago. She was having none of it. Her reply: "Then how come all their maps were flat?"
To think that these two are representing people in a court of law and treating others for serious illnesses makes me wince.
Mr Kobayashi
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One of the solicitors I used to work with told me that her boyfriend was taking her to Edinburgh for the weekend. She was particularly looking forward to going to see the unicorns at the zoo. I guess it must be a legal thing
I have told this one before but back in the day there was a restaurant critic called Egon Ronay. He would award stars to restaurants a bit like Michelin etc
When Mrs Mist was young single and innocent I took her to China Town for a meal. We looked at a menu outside a restaurant and she declared she was going to have the egg on ronay as it was recommended.
When Mrs Mist was young single and innocent I took her to China Town for a meal. We looked at a menu outside a restaurant and she declared she was going to have the egg on ronay as it was recommended.
andyhinch
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Your showing your age there.I have told this one before but back in the day there was a restaurant critic called Egon Ronay. He would award stars to restaurants a bit like Michelin etc
When Mrs Mist was young single and innocent I took her to China Town for a meal. We looked at a menu outside a restaurant and she declared she was going to have the egg on ronay as it was recommended.