dronefromsector7G
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Uncle Phil
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Examples of stupidity.
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Barcon
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Beats "Barker the dog faced boy".Uncle Phil
BeerIsTheBest
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Just watching the news and the report on the Mars Rover. Presenter said that the landing was assisted by a contribution from a company based in Devon. I said to the wife that I had read that said company had provided the clotted cream that covered the wheels of the Rover. Really said wife! Lockdown madness.
Mrs H, last couple of days on the news, they were talking about the "Gig Economy" she commented about how terrible it is for the musicians who are out of work!Just watching the news and the report on the Mars Rover. Presenter said that the landing was assisted by a contribution from a company based in Devon. I said to the wife that I had read that said company had provided the clotted cream that covered the wheels of the Rover. Really said wife! Lockdown madness.
A classic from a few years ago, a friend visiting our house told us a pub we used to go in was being converted to a "Madrasa". She piped up with "there's already a curry house on that road"
Magicpole
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Those cunts who lived up to 1065 didn't know they were born. Never lied to. Treated like proper gents they were. All was well in the land, rogue knights inexplicably gave up robbing, swording like fuck, and similar outings of sexual abhorrence. A happy time. And what better way to get back at tax dodgers, than sinking a multi million pound work of engineering art, not to mention the 1500 people who died. But boy, did we show them? Happens every fucking day.Precisly, we have been lied to by governments since 1066. I think the titanic had a load of rich tax dodgers who had to disappear on board.
#itneversank
Tuearts right boot
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We all know someone who's done thatWhen we first moved to Canada we all went out to a rotisserie chicken restaurant. My Dad and I both supped the bowl of lemon soup that we were given and my Dad asked if we could have more. The waitress looked at us like we were mental and then told us it was a finger bowl. We both looked at each other and then nodded as if we knew what that meant.
richardtheref
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Yes but I was talking about 10-12 years ago. She also once asked if the Pope was Christian or Hindu?
Tuearts right boot
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You did explain that clotted cream doesn't travel well.....didn't you ?Just watching the news and the report on the Mars Rover. Presenter said that the landing was assisted by a contribution from a company based in Devon. I said to the wife that I had read that said company had provided the clotted cream that covered the wheels of the Rover. Really said wife! Lockdown madness.
richardtheref
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A mate of mine took us to an all you can eat steak restaurant in Orlando. Our steaks arrived and up he got to go to the bar with all the extra's etc. He came back a few minutes later looking a bit sheepish. He then said that one of the waiters had said to him"excuse me sir, are you English? Is it common to have custard on your steaks over there". He explained he thought it was the mustard.
Mr Kobayashi
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Yes but I was talking about 10-12 years ago. She also once asked if the Pope was Christian or Hindu?
Fair enough. I used to work with a girl who thought the NHS was literally free, rather until someone else explained what National Insurance contributions are (supposedly) for. She was working for a public sector employer and had done for several years, and she had a prescription for allergies so it wasn't like she hadn't used it much either.