Last ones easy, drive in reverse.My next door neighbour is as thick as a whale omelette. Once came round and asked me if there was enoughtime to walk down to the brownies before it started raining. When I said I had no idea she asked if my wife would know.
She also once asked if I knew how to stop flies hitting your windscreen in the summer.
Name a bird with a long neck?Family Fortunes
Question........name something on your body that you only have one of?
Contestant........big toe
Shouldn't laugh but......When my wife & I visited Anne Frank's House in Amsterdam, many moons ago ... we heard the guy behind us in the queue whisper to his wife to ask her:
"So, what had she done to upset the Germans ?".
Was that recent?OK this wasn't a mate, it wasn't even Mrs Mist, it was me...
We were in France at a friend's house. She had some pink salt on the table, I hadn't seen pink salt so picked up the bottle to read the name, 'oh right Hi ma lion, I said' that's different'
It was of course Himalayan salt. Worra knob.
About 4 maybe 5 years ago :-)Was that recent?
Keep that brain active and fight it off :PAbout 4 maybe 5 years ago :-)
I still pronounce it it that way,
Hi ma lion just to take the piss out of myself. Michael Palin was on tele last night in the Hi ma liars :-)