Examples of stupidity.

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Morons are everywhere these days. So i thought i'd start a thread to showcase their lack of thinking.

A few years back a had a wallpaper on my phone of "Io" the moon of Jupiter. it was artists close up cgi rendition with Jupiter in the background. A woman i knew saw it and said the camera on my phone was great to get such a clear shot. She thought i had pointed it at the sky and snapped it. I belly laughed right in her face, couldn't help it.

Even worse than that a woman my sister worked with, mid 20s and with a few promotions under her belt asked my sister when did Minotaur's go extinct. She thought all Greek and roman mythical creatures had actually existed. Beggars belief.

Anyone else got some good uns or videos.

 

[laserblue]

When Richard III's body was found underneath a car park in Leicester a few years ago I heard of a woman who asked "Why did they bury him in a car park?"

 

[kaz7]

When Richard III's body was found underneath a car park in Leicester a few years ago I heard of a woman who asked "Why did they bury him in a car park?"

Haha so did i

 

[RobMCFC]

A few years ago in a cafe in Manchester, I was behind a woman who asked for slice of that “gateaux NOYER”.

I felt like putting on my best comedy French accent and shouting “It’s gateaux NOIR, madame. Gateaux NOIR!”

 

[laserblue]

A few years ago in a cafe in Manchester, I was behind a woman who asked for slice of that “gateaux NOYER”.

I felt like putting on my best comedy French accent and shouting “It’s gateaux NOIR, madame. Gateaux NOIR!”

A bloke in front of me ordering food in a bistro type place wanted a salade Niçoise but asked for a Nickoyce salad.

 

[stonerblue]

I texted a customer the other day;

Your boots are ready for collection.

i think you have the wrong person.

Is this not Lorraine?

Yes it is.

i'm the shoe repairer.

Oh, sorry. i thought you were talking about my car.

Why, have you got it in the garage?

No.

 

[Blueskying]

On the subject of own goals, I once heard someone suggest, “Why don’t they just label the goal posts?”

 

[stonerblue]

11am this morning having a fag on town square and a woman walks up to me and asks, 'Why are all the shops shut?'

 

[old blue]

When Richard III's body was found underneath a car park in Leicester a few years ago I heard of a woman who asked "Why did they bury him in a car park?"

NCP are chasing him for overstaying.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I was talking to a young woman at a bus stop in Romiley and suddenly she pointed to some tall trees on the other side of the road. Look, she said, "there is a monkey up that tree". Monkey, I said. What makes you think its a monkey. she said, "it had a bushy tail".

As bushy a tail as say a squirrel, I said. 8-)

Yes I married her.

 

[kaz7]

Wait a god picking minute , men are stupid as well you know , women just have better delivery lol

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Last week mrs D came into the room whilst MOTD was on at 11.45pm and asked if the match was live

 

[dickie davies]

About 25 years ago I went to a christmas gig at the GMEX, the first band being The Village People and as it was Christmas everyone was pretty pissed, or stoned
I was wearing a Barbarians rugby shirt, black and white hoops with the Barbarians emblem on the chest, as shown in the image


After the Village people had finished, the audience dispersed to the bar and one lad wearing a santa hat stopped right in front of me. I'm 6ft 4 and this lad was about 5ft 6
He looked at the shirt, then up at me, then back down at the shirt again and said "what's this?" whilst pushing his finger into my chest where the badge was
I said "Barbarians"
He said "what?"
I said "The Barbarians"
With a very puzzled look on his face he took a drag of his ciggy and then pronounced "I'm Man United" and sauntered off
Wifey looked at me and said "fucking dickhead"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ebay must be full of buyers who have bought dolls house furniture and model cars thinking they were the real deal.
Then there's the idiots who fall methods of ' cutting your bills in half..' and getting a pair of scissors.

 

[mike1923]

About 25 years ago I went to a christmas gig at the GMEX, the first band being The Village People and as it was Christmas everyone was pretty pissed, or stoned
I was wearing a Barbarians rugby shirt, black and white hoops with the Barbarians emblem on the chest, as shown in the image

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After the Village people had finished, the audience dispersed to the bar and one lad wearing a santa hat stopped right in front of me. I'm 6ft 4 and this lad was about 5ft 6
He looked at the shirt, then up at me, then back down at the shirt again and said "what's this?" whilst pushing his finger into my chest where the badge was
I said "Barbarians"
He said "what?"
I said "The Barbarians"
With a very puzzled look on his face he took a drag of his ciggy and then pronounced "I'm Man United" and sauntered off
Wifey looked at me and said "fucking dickhead"

Probably need a separate thread for ‘thick rag bastard encounters’

 

[Sid C]

Many years ago me and the missies were in Tangier when she saw a crappy bangle in a shop. She reluctantly agreed to try haggling herself and I told her to offer a quarter of the price and definitely don’t go over half the price.
The shopkeeper asked for 5 dirham, she offered him 7 dirham and after 10 minutes of hysterics she managed to haggle him down to the original 5 dirhams.

 

[chaddblue]

A yank asked a friend of mine in Windsor why they built the castle under the Heathrow flight path

 

[kaz7]

Jenny from gogglebox , she is hilarious and the manc lady, her name escapes me

 

[Stoned Rose]

I texted a customer the other day;

Your boots are ready for collection.

i think you have the wrong person.

Is this not Lorraine?

Yes it is.

i'm the shoe repairer.

Oh, sorry. i thought you were talking about my car.

Why, have you got it in the garage?

No.

Pics?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Probably need a separate thread for ‘thick rag bastard encounters’

Need to crank up the bandwidth first.