F.A.O Garry Cook

[OJ Blue]

Not forgetting

He was chief marketing strategist for Woolies, gathered evidence for Blair on WMD's, trained the 9/11 pilots and left the front door ajar which allowed Fergie to stroll in with a contract on Giggsy's 14th birthday.

The man is a walking catastrophe, city to the core.

 

[Freestyler]

He forced Glauber Berti to leave the country after he was settled down in a semi-detached in moss side.

 

[OJ Blue]

I just stood on a plug, you **** Garry.

I hope your Mams proud.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The commentator missed him out

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[supajay]

My baby blue is awake again (teething) your out of order cookie ! No need !

 

[Paul powers moustache]

Someone should send the twat a statue of churchill

 

[Kippax.]

1- allowing them stupid Halifax Bank adverts
2- putting the number 1 before 2!, who made you god?

 

[Kazimierz Genious]

It was him introduced all-seater stadia, and caused the demise of the proud old Kippax, the useless fat idle wart!

 

[Damocles]

I heard he lost the map to Shergar

 

[Pam]

As you have been receiving criticism left, right and centre and rumoured to have his job on the line I thought I would let you know what you stand accused of on here. The list is as follows:-

- World War I
- World War II
- Shooting not only the sheriff but also his deputy
- The Titanic Sinking
- Not forcing Hughes to play Glauber Berti more often
- Global Warming
- Michael Jacksons Death
- Jade Goodys Death
- Lesley Ash's surgery going wrong
- Peter Andre & Jordans split-up...how could you Garry? You been speaking to Terry again?
- "Bottling it" up and selling it on e-bay
- "Bottling it" up and giving it to the sperm donor bank
- The Recession
- The Metrolink / Tram being built when others are opposed to it
- Shrek scoring in the last minute
- Prolonging the life of Whiskey Nose

Please let us know what you propose to do about these issues and many more as your performance over these matters are currently unacceptable. Shame on you, Shame on you! (shakes fist angrily)

Why isn't the holocaust on this list.. and why no Margaret Thatcher? And you also forgot to list 9/11,