F!!**?* Magpies

[DelToro]

Or you could take the Buddhist perspective and appreciate that the magpies are part of the rich tapestry of earthly existence and have as much right to make noise as you do. Given the Buddhist belief in re-incarnation, it may be the these magpies were once friends of yours in a previous life.

Embrace their noise, rejoice in their celebrarion of life and meditate upon the diversity and intrinsic inter relatedness of all living things.

Does this help?

 

[mammutly]

Telescopic sight and silencer. One shot, one dead bird. You only need to kill one partner in the marriage to wreck the homebuilding project.

 

[waspish]

Or tape 10 6ft bamboo sticks together and smash it up because if you don't break the nest up in the summer when its light at 4am they'll be waking you up all summer

 

[scotty123]

Or you could take the Buddhist perspective and appreciate that the magpies are part of the rich tapestry of earthly existence and have as much right to make noise as you do. Given the Buddhist belief in re-incarnation, it may be the these magpies were once friends of yours in a previous life.

Embrace their noise, rejoice in their celebrarion of life and meditate upon the diversity and intrinsic inter relatedness of all living things.

Does this help?

No, wheres my cannon!

 

[yerwot?]

there are some heavy duty catapults available, packet of marbles = no nest.
I've read many articles on shooting maggies, in gun magazines and farmers magazines, maybe you need a special licence, but if you only aim at the nest..........

 

[Stuuuuuu]

You lot have certainly confirmed my view on human nature. Definitely the lowest form of life on this planet. As for people who buy gun magazines... Actually, I won't go there.

 

[andyhinch]

Borrow an air rifle and shoot the noisy twats.

I would believe me but like i said before its illegal to shoot a Magpie, i could just see me hanging out of the flat window blasting away and some nosey fucker in these flats reporting me thats what they are like around here

Why do you think this there not protected to the best of my knowledge

 

[scotty123]

Borrow an air rifle and shoot the noisy twats.

I would believe me but like i said before its illegal to shoot a Magpie, i could just see me hanging out of the flat window blasting away and some nosey fucker in these flats reporting me thats what they are like around here

Why do you think this there not protected to the best of my knowledge

Google RSPB Magpies, it says they are a protected species, it is also illegal to wreck an active nest, im fucked mate if i cant even do the nest in

 

[Bluemoon115]

Train the cat then send the cat up to destroy it.

Job done.

 

[samharris]

A pair of magpies have started building a nest in a Conifer Tree right near our flats bedroom window, they have been at it for about a week and the noise they are making is horrendous.
What can i do, if it was a normal tree i would climb up and wreck the nest but you cant climb a Conifer its impossible and this nest is about 50ft up anyway.
I cant put up with this racket all Summer, they are going to be squarking away at 4am as the mornings get lighter, trust it to be Magpies the noisiest birds you can get !

Why are they so noisy,are they using chainsaws ?? or is it the hammering thats keeping you up. ;)

Wait for them to go to bed,open ur window and put some justin bieber on loud.

thatll teach em.