I'm fucking devo'ed.
THEY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF THE RED CUNTS. Fucking fuming.
Absolutely shit on my weekend the fucking stuffy fucking shit fucking cunts.
They'll be fucking unbearable when they win that fucking cup.
Get a grip, we're in the Champions League Semi-Finals for fucks sake. Times have changed, they're celebrating scraping through an FA Cup Semi like it's the World Cup Final while we're resting players in preparation for a game against Real Madrid and still winning 4-0 with a 19-year old up top.
It's written in the stars, a 0-1 win for Watford in the Cup Final, the solitary goal scored by the only man who could: Ben Watson!