First paragraph...
"Footballer Raheem Sterling (who is black), who shops at Poundland and flaunts his ridiculous wealth by buying his mum a house, has contrived to part a bunch of schoolchildren from the arms of their loving parents and subject them to an early spring evening enduring having to watch the plastic, no history, empty seats, oil money, human rights abusing owners club Manchester City. At least they are not having to drag themselves up to the desolate wastelands of Manchester and sit in the Emptihad Council House. Sorry, stadium."
This journalism lark; piss easy, innit?