Fabregas

Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

Does Edwood ring the papers up and tells them who there next target is? Hilarious!
 
Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

Seriously they would have more of a chance signing Messi than Bastian. The Bayern and Germany national teams are literally built around him.
 
waspish said:
Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

Does Edwood ring the papers up and tells them who there next target is? Hilarious!

I think their ticket office does, season ticket sales down, quick pick a top player make something up
 
Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

United seems to be playing FIFA manager mode this year. Do they not have scouts? Even I could have picked these "targets"
 
Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

*ACTIVATE OPERATION PACIFY FANS PHASE VI*
 
Daz_Blue said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfers-bastian-schweinsteiger-2121586

Look who is Gollom's back up :)'

For the love of...

Even rags must be finding this funny by now.
 
I spoke to an 'ITK' Rag yesterday who's got it bad. He said Febregas is definitely going to Rag Central as is Ronaldo for £55m because of some mystical buy back clause they have with Real. Apparently Bale going to Real & Rooney to Chelsea is going to trigger it all off.

Apparently Baines and Fellaini to them is also nailed on. He reckons he's been for a drink with Cantona, Ferdinand, Giggs and someone else (I can't remember who) in the past and will show me the pictures on Monday.

When asked who he'd heard all the Fabregas, Ronaldo, Fellaini, Baines and Rooney info from, he said that morning from the panel on Soccer Saturday! I nearly choked on mi fucking spit when he said that! I swear I was laffin that much I was crying and my fuckin belly was hurting!

He made it worse by claiming they were all reliable industry sources too! But what made it worse was the fact he wasn't laughing back! He thought I was the dick for not accepting the 'inside' word of the Soccer Saturday 'professionals'.

The words straws, at & clutching came to mind. The man made my day..... Fuckin deluded!
 
Dribble said:
I spoke to an 'ITK' Rag yesterday who's got it bad. He said Febregas is definitely going to Rag Central as is Ronaldo for £55m because of some mystical buy back clause they have with Real. Apparently Bale going to Real & Rooney to Chelsea is going to trigger it all off.

Apparently Baines and Fellaini to them is also nailed on. He reckons he's been for a drink with Cantona, Ferdinand, Giggs and someone else (I can't remember who) in the past and will show me the pictures on Monday.

When asked who he'd heard all the Fabregas, Ronaldo, Fellaini, Baines and Rooney info from, he said that morning from the panel on Soccer Saturday! I nearly choked on mi fucking spit when he said that! I swear I was laffin that much I was crying and my fuckin belly was hurting!

He made it worse by claiming they were all reliable industry sources too! But what made it worse was the fact he wasn't laughing back! He thought I was the dick for not accepting the 'inside' word of the Soccer Saturday 'professionals'.

The words straws, at & clutching came to mind. The man made my day..... Fuckin deluded!

To be fair those guys on soccer Saturday did say all this with a straight face so you can understand him believing it :))
 
To quote the owner of Liverpool " What are they smoking over there?" Is Gollum so desperate to prove his pulling power by signing a big name that its affected his reasoning?
 

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