moyes: yes cesc I want to buy you.
fabregas: what,wee davy,you want me to play for you?
moyes: aye that`s right son,i`m going to play 4-5-1 where I`ll completely by-pass the midfield,as soon as you see that ball sail over your head I want you to run like fuck into the box and pick up the pieces.
fabregas: so you don`t want me for my vision,my pinpoint passing and thunderous shots?
moyes: what??
fabregas: I pass de ball,i receive de ball,i shoot de ball....
moyes: erm..no son....you just stand in the midfield and run up and down like a headless chicken,kick and rush kick and rush..
fabregas: F-U-C-K-O-F-F..