Fake explanation of your user name

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I have a moustache.

Always have had, always will have.

 

[Stevinio]

I'm a giraffe.

De girls, de girls, de all love me.

 

[guinnessdaze]

I'm always sober,and love fosters

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

That I am actually Vince Young

 

[LittleStan]

I have a little willy and like to follow Stan Collimore.

See there's another one!!

I'm sure the majority are putting these in wrong thread you know ;-)

bugger..been sussed.

 

[jimharri]

Mine's a tribute to those pantheons of the acting profession, Jim ''pull a silly face'' Carrey and Harrison ''raise an eyebrow Roger Moore style'' Ford.

 

[lloydie]

I'm a giraffe.

De girls, de girls, de all love me.

Send the disappointed lovelies this way then.
Interesting fact about Giraffes; 2/3rds of all their sexual activity is mano a mano :)

 

[sun jihai]

It's my real name, an angel spoke to my dad in a dream right before I was born informing him that a Chinese defender of the same name would later become the greatest player in our history and that I must be named in honour of him.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Im the real Mr T

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Im the real Mr T

...and you ve skid mark s in your jocks since 1985????