Fake explanation of your user name

[Dirty Harry]

[quote

You used to play football in an Elvis 'get up' ?[/quote]

lol, I've started something now haven't I![/quote]

Uh huh ;-)

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I can perform tricks with my cock and I have a mean right foot shot...

 

[Cellarite]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sCzSBBkds&feature=related[/youtube]

were you an altar boy?

not a left footer mate

maybe it wasn't the masses you were interested in. you'd heard the news reports about catholic priests and blagged your way onto the altar. you wanted to play the priest's organ! i've got it haven't i?

 

[Ragnarok]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sCzSBBkds&feature=related[/youtube]

were you an altar boy?

not a left footer mate

John Bowdler

 

[FuZzY]

Before you get too excited FuZzY, Charlie's 'ball to body' ratio may mean its actually an optical illusion! ;)

Well, yes, that's what I mean't by 'dreaming' and 'exaggerating'

lol, I've started something now haven't I!

Aye, I think you have! :-)

 

[LittleStan]

I have a little willy and like to follow Stan Collimore.

 

[charliebigspuds]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sCzSBBkds&feature=related[/youtube]

were you an altar boy?

not a left footer mate

maybe it wasn't the masses you were interested in. you'd heard the news reports about catholic priests and blagged your way onto the altar. you wanted to play the priest's organ! i've got it haven't i?

never played with any other males organ and unlike Ricky Hatton I'm still unbeaten in the ring, didn't you used to be a choirboy Kev? I'm sure you posted that once on here

 

[FuZzY]

I have a little willy and like to follow Stan Collimore.

See there's another one!!

I'm sure the majority are putting these in wrong thread you know ;-)

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Thaksin Shinatwatra had a drunken one night stand with my mum after they met in the Dog & Partridge in Denton.

He has shunned me from birth.

 

[lloydie]

I thought I'd have a username that hid my identity and made me sound more interesting and mysterious. it's a resounding success btw.