Fake explanation of your user name

[glen quagmire]

I treat women as equals and do not see them as cleaners and sperm recepticals.

 

[Kevblue]

My name is Kevbolinios arturo Lue, I couldn't think of anything smart or ingenious to use as a username so just shortened my first name (and took out the middle one cuz only smarmy bastards use those), I think it worked out ok

 

[beano46]

I eat Beans on Toast twice a day and have exactly 46 Beans on my plate every time

 

[Innsbruckblue]

I live in Berlin and support Norwich

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

Tried naming myself after my favourite Italian Baroque composer 'Vivaldi', but I'm dyslexic.

 

[goon]

I am the ghost of Michael Bentine.

 

[billy_big_spuds]

I'm called William and I've got massive balls.

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

My name is Jimmy and I have blue shoes!

 

[Lucky13]

I fucked 13 women in a day.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

After reading the rubbish on here before actually joining I thought if I managed 10 thousand posts it would be a fair warning I have no life and must have been sat constantly on bluemoon with the room filled with takeaways and empty bottles.

Edit sorry wrong thread ;0)