Famous people you've met in the toilet

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Wayne Rooney, in the Devonshire in Liverpool

He was at a wedding reception for a granny that worked for me at the time

 

[Saddleworth2]

Joel Gardner the WI fast bowler.

 

[talkativesprout]

Kid Creole many years ago in Saturdays. Had the full zoot suite and fedora.

That is what i call a Stool Pidgeon on every level

 

[PPT]

Bumped into Suggs of Madness in the toilets of a members bar in Melbourne in the 80s when they were on tour. A truly unforgettable night ensued.

 

[manimanc]

The lead singer of the Winchesters, the waterside pub, Summerseat, New Year's Eve, early 1990s.
Just as I was saying to my mate these are a bit shit, the singer appears by me at the next stone. He said don't worry we've only got another 2hrs left, patted me on the back and fucked off.

Without washing his hands i might add.

Bare in mind this was during a song he came to drain the main vain, their songs did go on a bit mind.

 

[PatK]

David White way back in the day

 

[moggymoz]

Jeremy Beadle in The Queens Hotel in Blackpool, I looked down (I know) and his todger looked massive.

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

A very drunk Rik Mayall in a pub near Covent Garden.

When I came out he was sat in my seat chatting up a girl I had just started seeing.

Nothing much came of it. Think he just sloped off when I returned.

Had mixed feelings though as he is one of my comedy heroes.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Danny Trejo
At the airport bogs coincidently I watched con air the night before

 

[Rammy Blue]

Couple of then scum players doing coke in the bogs in Kells, best not say their names.