Danny:
some good suggestions so far, try some of these if you can :-)
- Refer to them only as "Trafford Park Reds"
- Scream whenever they show a closeup of Rio/Rooney/Tevez/Nani ect shouting at the ref and say they look even worse in high definition, and that you're going to sue SKY for the distress.
- Make reference to AIG being totally bankrupt and having to be bailed out because of all their toxic debt, and how appropriate it is that the old trafford franchise is sponsored by them.
- Laugh every time Ronaldo "falls over"
- Remark that City have an inflatable Ferguson mascot doing the rounds, and ask if anyone has seen it.
- Every spot of timewasting, remark that it'll obviously be added on in "fergietime" at the end of the game, and how much you'd like his magic watch.
- Every time Dunnie kicks the ball shout "HAVE IT!"
- Make sure you get in the phrase "quintuple my ARSE"