Fapping Off

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I've just checked the footage of the spy cam drone, moose porn, the wrong un

No wonder the poor moose looks fuckin' shifty with Barcon closing in; )

Seen that moose pic before - possibly a @snorky tinder/grindr conquest?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Seen that moose pic before - possibly a @snorky tinder/grindr conquest?

No mate, snorks shags much bigger game than that in and around Hereford.

 

[KS55]

I was told by a doc (a real one I assume...) after he stuck his finger up me arse, that having a shufty keeps your prostrate in good working order and to do it regular.

Never needed a better excuse to keep watching my lovely Hana Haruna display her charms in Japan!!

Prostate and testicular cancer reduced in men who orgasm at least five times a week. Australian research, I read a couple of years ago. Method of reaching orgasm immaterial. Showed my mate the article and he said: "Five times a week?.Five times a day more like." Was he serious? Where did he find the time?

 

[KS55]

Sandpaper gloves would sort him out

Oh, that reminds me. True story. A mate was made to wear boxing gloves in bed by his fanatical RC dad.

 

[KS55]

Bump.

'Fappant' not flippant!

The reason I bumped this thread is that a very good friend of mine for 49 years has recently been diagnosed with prostate cancer. He's only 55(same age) and never smoked a cigarette in his life.
I'm not looking forward to going to his funeral but I'm preparing for the worst as I've heard his cancer is spreading : (

My eldest daughter (nurse) says I should get a PSA check done with my GP ASAP, which I'm booked in for. If you haven't yet had a PSA check make an appointment!!!

Any kind of cancer is a cruel bastard, but prostate cancer is the biggest killer of men.

I've been reading up on this and it's interesting reading. Basically suggesting that men over 50 who frequently matuurbate(or frequently have sex) 'may' lower their chances of getting prostate cancer.

https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

I suggest a fapping FOCTOBER.

Get your odd socks and tissues at the ready you Fuckin' Owd Wankers.

FOW not FOC; )

Word of warning. The protocol is that, after a PSA check, manual inspection of the prostate is necessary.

 

[KS55]

It's very healthy to watch porn with your partner,i don't know why people don't think women like it,if nothing else you can have a laugh at the storylines lol

Story lines?? Boy meets girl, boy ficks girl. The End.

 

[jimharri]

It's very healthy to watch porn with your partner,i don't know why people don't think women like it,if nothing else you can have a laugh at the storylines lol

"Storyline"? Are you serious?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Word of warning. The protocol is that, after a PSA check, manual inspection of the prostate is necessary.

What, you mean ya want to weigh up my walnut?(gulp) : /

 

[urban genie]

Story lines?? Boy meets girl, boy ficks girl. The End.

Some have dialogue inbetween

 

[KS55]

What, you mean ya want to weigh up my walnut?(gulp) : /

Its not pleasant....and my GP is female, young and very pretty.