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[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Its not pleasant....and my GP is female, young and very pretty.

I think we are all hoping @BlueMoonRisin' has a GP with a touch like Tyson Fury and fingers like walls sausages.

 

[BimboBob]

I think we are all hoping @BlueMoonRisin' has a GP with a touch like Tyson Fury and fingers like walls sausages.

In a deep voice...

"Drop them sweet cheeks "

 

[route46]

Could regularly knock out 3-4 a day in my youth.....still manage it everyday sometimes twice.

record is 8 and fuck me was it sore after that.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I think we are all hoping @BlueMoonRisin' has a GP with a touch like Tyson Fury and fingers like walls sausages.

I'll find a punch like Mike Tyson if any GP tries probing my brown-eye with fat sausage fingers.

 

[LWashington]

Well airplane bogs have no cameras, but then you could always have a danger wank under your blanket and get thrown off if caught.

If your really lucky you might get pulled off when the flight attendent catches you.

 

[LWashington]

"Storyline"? Are you serious?

Spoiler

The washing machine never gets fixed.

 

[Damocles]

I miss WhyAlwaysSte, may he RIP

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'll find a punch like Mike Tyson if any GP tries probing my brown-eye with fat sausage fingers.

Just don't pop his balloon

 

[DannyBoy2890]

I miss WhyAlwaysSte, may he RIP

Seems so long ago since he passed.
I still have the last text messages he sent me on my phone, can't bring myself to delete them.

 

[super_city_si]

All part of a healthy sex life..... until the mother in law walks in unannounced!

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