Fapping Off

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Cans of impulse carry significant risk for those so inclined. An ex of mine had to take her sister to A&E once because the little nozzle thing came off and could not be retrieved, and I have on the utmost authority that a weatherman on BBC Wales (some on here may recognise but obviously not many) got one stuck and had to seek help from a private hospital that my mate, or someone, may or not have been working in at the time.

 

[kaz7]

I'm getting the word "perky".

Very perky,the upside of never having kids

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Well they say a wank a day keeps prostate away.

 

[Barcon]

Very perky,the upside of never having kids

Good stuff. This is why I refuse to impregnate people.
It's not only the boobs that suffer either.....If you know what I mean ; )

 

[kaz7]

Good stuff. This is why I refuse to impregnate people.
It's not only the boobs that suffer either.....If you know what I mean ; )

I know what you mean lol

 

[mat]

Turning into a proper want thread

 

[johnny on the spot]

Mutual masturbation can be absolutely brilliant. Great for intimacy, respect and discovery.

Having your partner talk you there is really nice.

 

[borassic]

Your whole post is nonsense.

Not getting much eh

 

[BimboBob]

Mutual masturbation can be absolutely brilliant. Great for intimacy, respect and discovery.

Having your partner talk you there is really nice.

Kind of puts me off if I'm honest.

"Dirty bastard, hurry up the bins need putting out and don't be making a mess I've just hoovered."

 

[DiscoSteve]

Kind of puts me off if I'm honest.

"Dirty bastard, hurry up the bins need putting out and don't be making a mess I've just hoovered."

lol - tea in laptop keyboard... again!