Fapping Off

[stony]

The only response to any fapping based internet thread!

Fucking hell, he lives.

 

[Sid C]

back to the clown thread for me

I know what you mean.

This threads rubbing me up the wrong way.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Its not just a man thing. I once went out with a bird who couldnt leave herself alone. Drawer full of her own tools, none bought by boyfriends or anything like that, this was a full DIY box. I was once driving back home down the motorway after a dirty weekend away on the piss with her in Bristol, and a dirty weekend it was too. I had an MR2 at the time so a bit cramped in there. I felt the occasional knocking against my arm as I was driving along and thought nothing of it, but eventually looked round to find that she was fully knocking herself off as I drove along.
She would flick herself off at the slightest thing, like a teenage boy.
And yes, she did love cock. And no, I dont have pics. But if I did, you would all be seeing them

Women are so lucky with all the sex aids available to them.

Guys don't have anywhere near the same choice. I remember an old mate of me say years ago- "I'm not getting a shag, and I'm sick of pulling, so I put some liver in a jam jar and wrapped some parka fur round the rim and fucked it"...I don't think he was kidding either.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Women are so lucky with all the sex aids available to them.

Guys don't have anywhere near the same choice. I remember an old mate of me say years ago- "I'm not getting a shag, and I'm sick of pulling, so I put some liver in a jam jar and wrapped some parka fur round the rim and fucked it"...I don't think he was kidding either.

Jam jar? Surely you'd keep hitting the end - ouch!

 

[Bigga]

All part of a healthy sex life..... until the mother in law walks in unannounced!

In the JAV world, that depends on what your 'mother-in-law' looks like...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Jam jar? Surely you'd keep hitting the end - ouch!

Lol. As shaggy once sang- "wasn't me"

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Lol. As shaggy once sang- "wasn't me"

And a milk bottle might be long enough but once erect it would be like having a cock ring on your johnson

- I would imagine.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

And a milk bottle might be long enough but once erect it would be like having a cock ring on your johnson

- I would imagine.

A nurse once told me "you wouldn't believe the things what people come in here for". Then she proceeded to reel off the various items stuck in orifices and the like.

 

[CitizenTID]

Haha love that - clearly forgot to change the configuration back beforehand!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Is there a world record for distance fired ? I reckon I'm at least Olympic standard.