johnmc
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We need a "Caught fapping" thread.
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Plays By Sense Of Smell
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And one for dropped catches.We need a "Caught fapping" thread.
BimboBob
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A nurse once told me "you wouldn't believe the things what people come in here for". Then she proceeded to reel off the various items stuck in orifices and the like.
A teacher friend of my Wife's had her class room assistant off sick for a few days. She wouldn't say why, just personal problems. It came out later, over a few drinks, that she had put a vibrator up her arse and it had gone in to far and she could't get it out. Her bloke tried with a pair of tongs but to no avail. Ended up in A & E.
dronefromsector7G
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It's spelt 'tongues'.A teacher friend of my Wife's had her class room assistant off sick for a few days. She wouldn't say why, just personal problems. It came out later, over a few drinks, that she had put a vibrator up her arse and it had gone in to far and she could't get it out. Her bloke tried with a pair of tongs but to no avail. Ended up in A & E.
Barcon
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My ex's sister used to book a day off so she could have a day to herself. I told the ex that I would gladly clean her pipes if she promised not to take her top off (three babies had swung off them).
I also tried (a little too hard) to bone the pair of them one night. It might have worked if I hadn't said that the because the decent looking sister wasn't here, I'll have to see to em from behind. And Karen, you'd better keep your top on.
I also tried (a little too hard) to bone the pair of them one night. It might have worked if I hadn't said that the because the decent looking sister wasn't here, I'll have to see to em from behind. And Karen, you'd better keep your top on.
My ex's sister used to book a day off so she could have a day to herself. I told the ex that I would gladly clean her pipes if she promised not to take her top off (three babies had swung off them).
I also tried (a little too hard) to bone the pair of them one night. It might have worked if I hadn't said that the because the decent looking sister wasn't here, I'll have to see to em from behind. And Karen, you'd better keep your top on.
Barcon the silver tongued cavalier.
kaz7
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How did you know i was lurking in here lol,i've learnt loadsMy ex's sister used to book a day off so she could have a day to herself. I told the ex that I would gladly clean her pipes if she promised not to take her top off (three babies had swung off them).
I also tried (a little too hard) to bone the pair of them one night. It might have worked if I hadn't said that the because the decent looking sister wasn't here, I'll have to see to em from behind. And Karen, you'd better keep your top on.
Barcon
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How did you know i was lurking in here lol,i've learnt loads
Not you. That was the sisters name.
She had a chest like two fried eggs with the yolks broke.
kaz7
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Lol i'm disappointed nowNot you. That was the sisters name.
She had a chest like two fried eggs with the yolks broke.