Frank the Yank
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And they say romance is dead….
Farting in bed
- Thread starter henrythedogcity
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henrythedogcity
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Seemingly I did it again last night and it made her feel sick.
She said it smelt like I'd shit the bed.
I have absolutely no memory of letting one out and am starting to think she's imagining it.
She said it smelt like I'd shit the bed.
I have absolutely no memory of letting one out and am starting to think she's imagining it.
Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Could she be dreaming it? :-)
mosssideblue
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I have a PHd in it
I had a lentil salad last night (yes, I know) and I was awake in bed til about 2am, stomach grumbling and letting out the loudest farts known to man. Woke up this morning to condensation on the walls and a smell not dissimilar to a pig pen. Missus wasn't please as she had to wash her hair before work, the stench had permiated
henrythedogcity
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Brilliant
Oh my word, that is disgusting. How did your wife cope all night, I don’t know, I’d have kicked you to the next bedroom;)
jimharri
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When you follow through, you've got problems!
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Don't eat so many oats. And also check yer wife's intake of oats to see if she is, after all, the culprit.