crazyg
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That's what I was taught when I were a lad.Bigg Bigg Blue said:
Don't smoke, don't drink (much) and only swear when it slips out.
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Farting.
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Don't smoke, don't drink (much) and only swear when it slips out.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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crazyg said:That's what I was taught when I were a lad.Bigg Bigg Blue said:crazyg said:Walking to the match last Monday, I let one rip on Grey Mare Lane. A girl in a group behind me said "what's that smell, it's awful". A few seconds later, as they passed me I said "That smell was mine. I'd just farted. Sorry!"
Well, you've got to be polite and own up, haven't you?
Honesty is the best policy.
Don't smoke, don't drink (much) and only swear when it slips out.
You were dragged up proper lad.
crazyg
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Dead reet there!Bigg Bigg Blue said:crazyg said:That's what I was taught when I were a lad.Bigg Bigg Blue said:Honesty is the best policy.
Don't smoke, don't drink (much) and only swear when it slips out.
You were dragged up proper lad.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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What is the cellars policy on setting your farts alight?
I've not done this since Euro 1996 but I still remember being amazed by the ball of green flame.
I've not done this since Euro 1996 but I still remember being amazed by the ball of green flame.
bluestevei
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WHAT ABOUT FANNY FARTS
bluestevei said:WHAT ABOUT FANNY FARTS
As highlighted in South Park, that's a totally different kettle of fish(no pun intended)
bluestevei
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stony said:Balti said:stony said:But farts are funny, especially mine.
there are many different types of fart of course
can you be more specific about the type of fart you find so amusing?
I particularly like the one where I creep upstairs when I'm pissed and press my arse right up against sons bedroom door and then let rip. The wooden door accentuates the fart, making it more audible than it actually is. He isn't best pleased about it mind, especially if he's skyping with his girlfriend.[/quote]
is that a new word for bonking
jimharri
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What about them?bluestevei said:WHAT ABOUT FANNY FARTS
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dronefromsector7g
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All women do themjimharri said:What about them?bluestevei said:WHAT ABOUT FANNY FARTS